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Title: Drinking with a TX girl Post by: Cull Buck on February 25, 2010, 11:27:36 am A Texas Girl, A Mexican, and an Arab, are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice." The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces... He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either." The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In Texas, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." God bless TX women! ;D Title: Re: Drinking with a TX girl Post by: t.wilbanks on February 25, 2010, 11:28:57 am :D :D :D
Title: Re: Drinking with a TX girl Post by: matt_aggie04 on February 25, 2010, 11:38:26 am Title: Re: Drinking with a TX girl Post by: MrsRockin-P on February 28, 2010, 11:54:00 am LOL....good one!
Yep...don't mess with us Texas Gals! Title: Re: Drinking with a TX girl Post by: lonewolf on February 28, 2010, 04:31:15 pm Sounds like a good plan to me!
Title: Re: Drinking with a TX girl Post by: TEXAS*MCH on March 02, 2010, 05:43:24 pm thats a good one
Title: Re: Drinking with a TX girl Post by: T.C. 75925 on March 04, 2010, 06:38:10 pm ;D ;D ;D
That was funny Title: Re: Drinking with a TX girl Post by: justincorbell on March 05, 2010, 10:25:17 am cheers to that!
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