EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

  come on  yall lets see what ya have  keep it clean so the addy guys  dont have to lock  it out
no personal names  or gigs   just open ended sayings or quotes
for example

 
 " awww heck even a blind hog will find a acorn"
     
    Dexter

put your brain up a knat's rear is like a BB in a box car..keeping it clean

  Proved my boss wrong one day told him " When ya got it flaunt it, when ya ain't sit down and shut up!"   Needless to say I got the grunt work for awhile, but it was worth it!

This one is kinda mean. I heard it on tv today, Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies said it and i almost fell outta my chair laughing.

" You got so many wrinkles, your face could hold a five day rain. "

Goodness gracious....."even Ray Charles could have seen that"!

"if it was a snake it would have bit ya"

"if your head was not attached you would loose it"

"too far from your heart to kill ya"

"she is so ugly ugly you should shave her butt and teach her to walk backwards"

You can't tell when the circus is coming to town by looking in a monkey's butt.

getting the truth out of you is like pulling teeth from a chicken

You have to be smarter than the equipment your working with

you look as happy as a queer with two @ss holes

if I had two like you I'ld still just have half a dumd@ss

you look as happy as a queer in a dildo factory

don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya

skinny legs=   you've got lucky legs-lucky they don't break off &  stick up your @ss!

 awww you can't catch your tail with both hands >:D

You dont know much but you know better

Is that your head or did your neck throw up?

lesson in humility.

if at any time you consider yourself to be a person of some importance

try telling another mans dogs what to do

Your bout as worthless as the tits on a boar hog!

Your like a blister you show up after the works done!

"In the pinball game of life, their flippers are a little too far apart!"
"Intellect only rivaled by gardem tools."
"The wheel is spinning but the mouse is gone"
"The cheese has slid off the cracker"


Here is just a few, I'lll think of some more here later!

If you had any brains you'd take em out and play with em'.

lmaoooooo
 Damn it Waylon  you made me have a flash back
      good one
     Dexter

Beauty is only skin deep, UGLY goes all the way to the Bone!!!

Ugly as a Red Headed step child!!

get your tongue out of my mouth, im kissing you good bye

 awww man dont you hate it,when they say that
 
 good one
 Dexter

My grandpa used to tell us kids "two wrongs don't make one right." Sometimes he would follow it up with "if two wrong don't make one right, three isn't going to either young man" to my brother.

your so dumb you couldnt pour piss out of a boot if the directions were wrote on the heel.

Thats what you get for thinkin is my favorite...also he went to shi# and the hogs gottem

sent you to coxs to get a searsucker hat but u went to sears and got a c**sucker hat