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Title: Dogs VS Wives Post by: LionandBoarHunter on February 26, 2010, 07:18:48 pm Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's int 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And last, but certainly not least: 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you. Title: Re: Dogs VS Wives Post by: Mike on February 26, 2010, 07:22:36 pm Ha ha... I like it! ;D
Title: Re: Dogs VS Wives Post by: DubbleRDawgs on February 26, 2010, 07:31:46 pm Hummm....Let the old man try that last one.... >:D
Robin Borden Title: Re: Dogs VS Wives Post by: Tusk Hog on February 26, 2010, 07:36:15 pm Great!!!!!!!! Don't know how the little lady will take it?
Title: Re: Dogs VS Wives Post by: BLUE LACY on February 26, 2010, 07:43:47 pm Now thats Funny! :D
Title: Re: Dogs VS Wives Post by: djhogdogger on February 26, 2010, 08:09:18 pm While all of that may be true...my husband forgets all about those dogs outside on their chains when its time to retire to the bedroom. LOL Lets see a dog compete with that! :o :o :o >:D
Title: Re: Dogs VS Wives Post by: sfboarbuster on February 26, 2010, 08:13:20 pm While all of that may be true...my husband forgets all about those dogs outside on their chains when its time to retire to the bedroom. LOL Lets see a dog compete with that! :o :o :o >:D The one thing women can hold over our head!!!! :o ;D Title: Re: Dogs VS Wives Post by: aladatrot on February 26, 2010, 08:18:00 pm Haha, I hate so say it but that's true!
The only thing is that if chris had just the dogs and not me, the dogs would get very hungry! Taking care of the animals is my job. I enjoy the day to day feeding and cleaning and visiting. Cheers M Title: Re: Dogs VS Wives Post by: matt_aggie04 on February 26, 2010, 08:24:00 pm Haha in the words of Jim Rome...."sex is unbeaten"
Title: Re: Dogs VS Wives Post by: country man 563 on February 28, 2010, 09:03:43 am its all true but would have to agree with dj thats one a dog cant replace a women
Title: Re: Dogs VS Wives Post by: cward on February 28, 2010, 01:06:49 pm DOGGIE STYLE!!! ;D ;D ;D
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