EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

"You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's. "


Oh, and I think the time change is this weekend too ;D

chris,

you been listening to 94.5 the BUZZ??  i had a feeling that's what this thread was about.  lmao ;D

Does hallmark make a card for this one yet?

no need for cards.... ;)

just emailed the link to my girlfriend lol  ;)

Whoever came up with this holiday deserves a metal!!!  ;D

to hell with a metal. I want to buy him a beer.

I feel ripped off!!! You mean to tell me that we only have to celebrate this holiday ONCE a year!!!!! James has been lieing to me!!!! >:(   I want restitution!!!!

Bwaaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glad I wasnt drinking anything when I read this!

 Dangit Chris...... I had a good thing going......lmao ;D ;D

Finally, a holiday between Christmas and Thanksgiving worth celebrating.  ;D

this day ought to every week, lets just replace wednesday with steak n b j day

Never did like Wednesday anyhow haha.

Already got my ribeye's thawed out  ;D

lmaoo
 
 Chris
 I seen the title and i was thnking about the clock and springing forward  but i guess  steak and bj will work too
           good one
         Dexter

I thought wednesday was the designated "hump" day??   :P

since having 4 kids i'm just glad there's now a holiday i can look forward to . :angel:

The boss lady is cookin em up.. she said either pig huntin tonight or steak.. so i guess ima stay home ;). Next year us guys need to rewrite that and just add the pig huntin too.. lol

 ;D