EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

This man has been known to kill.  He has been known to travel on foot, by truck, on fourwheeler, by horse, by helicoptor, and by mule.  He has a strong addiction to home cooked meals.  He has a xxx video fetish like no other.  He has the ability to talk sweethearts into producing videos of themselves for him to watch behind closed doors.  He claims to have children and grand children, however, no photos have ever been produced to confirm.  Don't bother looking on the high grounds for him, as he tends to be in "LOW" hiding spots.    Please report him as soon as you spot him.  He should be considered two-armed, but not dangerous.

Have you seen him?   :o

















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Don't try to grab him by yourself.  He will "NINJEEE" you in a heartbeat.  popo

Im guessing theres not much of a reward for him is there?  :D

And be warned,  do not approach him if he has his stick in his hand.
Also be watchful of his horn. If you know what he does with his stick, you dont want to know what he will do with that horn!!   :-*  :D

After looking at that pic in detail, I am thinking there really is at least one plus side to being 5'6" tall.   ;)

Ah heck, make it 6 advantages.   8)

He has been seen several times purchasing weapons from a dealer named "NoLove"
This is a picture of their weapon of choice:

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 If you see either of these outlaws, be certain to never turn your back to them.

No  bullnumber 2 I seen a guy look just like that one last nite at popeyes he had  like a 10 pc. box of chicken eatn by himself is thr a reward I will catch for u if reward being offered

THAT WAS HIM!!! you didnt hear about what he did to the guy that tried to steal a wing?????!!!!
This is him after he judi chopped that guy!!

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Now y'all be nice to ninja he said I could borrow his video with a cur dog on it ;D

Wait... How much is the reward?

I think that all depends on what "THE PISTOL" is willing to pay.

i want to know what the horn is for 

I think I heard he uses it to call all the other Munchkins out.  Not sure though.  After seeing your tree trunks, I mean arms, he may have decided to keep it for calling backup if you elected to get out of control.  LOL!!!

LOL,  thats not me thats just a guy who wishes he was me.  ;D, well thats really my internet double  ;D

 i guess that horn is for some kinda special ninjiun.

All I can do with this thread is respond with a special smiley face!


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Noah called you, didn't he?  ;D

I need to know how you did that smillie face Ninja. I could use that one a lot.LMAO . I dont know how much longer that I stand up for you,Things are really looking bad buddy.

Like this one?
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Man that is some funny crap right there!!Nija's head was just the right hieght!!!
Between the stick-the blow horn-the no love and the video WOW Nija is for real!! ;D ;D
Nija I had a phone call from Craig (Buffy the white girl slayer) he herd about all your toys and is comeing to visit you he said he herd that you just got a $8500 AC so turn it down and dim the lights!!Just take it like the man you are!!

 OK I admit it! This is me in the picture but I had a good reason for Judi chopping that guy!
 
He was a pig farmer that made up BS stories about me on the Internet!  At first I felt sorry for the guy because he suffered from a horrible inferiority complex as a direct result from running a single hog all day long and not getting it caught while the cur dog guys were completely exhausted by lunch time from tying hogs all morning. Jealousy really brings out the weirdo in a person I guess.
He also made fun of my height and accused me of being addicted to porn and made fun of my dog horn!
The straw that broke the camel’s back was when he found out his sweetheart sent videos for me to watch! He really got out of hand after that and just needed Ninja-in. ;D
I never used the “break stick” on him though. He acted like he wanted me too and it creeped me out! :o

Mr. Ronnie I barrowed that smiley from an old post of Noah’s! It came in pretty handy today! Lol. Thanks Noah

That’s a good picture of me and the girls! I think my bald head and those brand new Liberty bib overalls were just a little too much for them though!  rolleyes lol

Guilty as charged. I plead the fifth.  ;)

Heck, I was just trying to showboat your picture with professional actors off. Before you argue, yes the girls are actors. We know they really run hounds on their hogs, then edit in the parts where chance catches up with those slow curs of his.   ;D

On a side note, my dad is 5'7". I am only about 5'10" myself. Don't think I'm picking, as I'm in the same class myself.   :-\

he has been spotted, just yesterday he was seen at my neighbores house talkin these old people out of their ocra. i did keep my distance and had the kids go in the house.

i figured out his stratigy. come to find out he has his weenie dog bay the old people on the porch to disstract them while he picks the garden clean. this is sad, what if fox news gets a hold of this.

Im telling your neighbors you called them old!  >:D  lol

Stick n move,

If you need to bribe him to be nice to you, he will take fine mules as payment.  Sometimes it is better to just keep him peaceful.   ;)

Ninja here is your smiley, it is a ninja! On top of that it is a green Ninja.

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Here is the stick!

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Im pretty sure this is the stick!

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LMAO!!!!

Yall are killing me with those smilies!!!!!!!!!!!

All I can say to the bunch of you. Yall have way too much free time on your hands LAMAO. I still want to know how to do the smillie faces. That would really impress my wife. She thinks Im a told Computer  retard.

I had to look at that site.  I saved it to my favorites.  Good stuff there.

http://www.smileyhut.com/

Find what you want.
Right click on the mouse to copy it URL
Go to thread, and right click mouse
PASTE

Done dealing.

Mr. Ronnie,

Start with this.

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Now that is a simillie face. lmao

Sorry Mr. Ronnie,

I'm not sure what got into me.

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My wife is askin me what the he!! are you laffing at.

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(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/gritsgirl15/smiley/ninja.jpg)

Sorry A/C is out. I am hot and sitting here waiting on a repairman. What else am I supposed to do?

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Dub, you need to make one of those ninja fighting with a toothy boar.  ;D

(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u332/mellowdarkness3000/LT_Wild_Boar.gif)

(http://i974.photobucket.com/albums/ae227/iJeffrey8/WildBoar.png)

Sometimes you really need a BoarNinja!
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How about that?

LMAO  thats it.

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Could not find a hog running

I WATCH THAT DOG RUNNIN THAT DEER FOR A WHILE THOUGHT HE WAS GOIN TO CATCH HIM BUT HE NEVER DID ;D

So you are saying that most Catahoulas are trashy?   ???

That is the one.  Very nicely done.    ;D

You get the "Hero of the MINUTE" award.   popo

dub, you are the smiley face master! LMAO!!

Your internet prowess even rivals that of "CircleC" on this ridiculously jacked up thread!!! lol

Excuse me !  (http://www.smileyhut.com/glasses/shades.gif) (http://www.smileyhut.com)

Let's not get out of hand.  (http://www.smileyhut.com/fighting/fist.gif) (http://www.smileyhut.com)

To get back on track, what is it that you like about the HDL girls?  (http://www.smileyhut.com/user_submitted/skirt.gif) (http://www.smileyhut.com)

It's a joke.  Settle down.  We can all be friends.  (http://www.smileyhut.com/friends/pile.gif) (http://www.smileyhut.com)

What?
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So you want to play smiley do you?
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Proceed with caution!  (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e146/vgupload/Smileys_9.png) (http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr120/Angelintown/Smiley%20diversen/2998.gif)

Are you confused?  (http://i782.photobucket.com/albums/yy109/rianne1963/AddEmoticons04280.gif)

Your infantile attempts are futile. (http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr120/Angelintown/Smiley%20diversen/baby.gif)

I will destroy your attempts! (http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr120/Angelintown/Smiley%20diversen/magnetron.gif)

What are you smoking? (http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr120/Angelintown/Smiley%20diversen/smoke.gif)

Did I mention my a/c was out? It sure is hot!
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Maybe you should go read a book about smiley faces.
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I hope this is entertaining. (http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k184/xtrayoy/Smileypopcorneating.gif)

And it makes you have a big smile.
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Are you listening?(http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr120/Angelintown/Smiley%20diversen/gif.gif)

Do you need more entertainment?
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Maybe you need to play.
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Maybe a little adventure?
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Maybe you feel a bit weak! (http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr120/Angelintown/Smiley%20diversen/smiley8.gif)

I can do this all day. (http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr120/Angelintown/Smiley%20diversen/1lg039razz.gif)

Are you feeling sick? (http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv191/Beckybert/Smileys/SmileySick.gif)

This sure is fun! (http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr120/Angelintown/Smiley%20diversen/glijbaan.gif)

I know it seems out of this world. (http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae118/EnryxHackzMKW/Emoticons/spacecraft.gif)

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lol

HDL girls watch out! You have competition!
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She hunts with Jessie Paul ?????????     ???

 ;D

I needed a hunting busy to help tie hogs since I can only use one hand. My wife says the bugs will get her, sticks will cut her feet, and she is afraid to touch the pig. I said, what is your point?

Ninja was drooling and babbling something about his stick.

Btt for a tribute to our very own DUB.  Greatest Smilely maker ever. 

btt

Damn, the good ol' days of ETHD!

oooooh trying to rehash the smiley fight (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent090.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

breeder smiley !!!   (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex017.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) or doggy porn

OMG  thanks for that, I forgot all about the ninjas stick  :D

I miss the pistol and her endless comebacks and entertainment. Somebody needs to get her and "C-Tard" some IPhones  so they can class up the joint again.


I can call him C-Tard because he likes to call me tgirl. He found the term t girl late one night cruising Craigslist  :o :D

(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-green/greensmilies-023.gif) (http://www.greensmilies.com)   Dogo Smiley!!

Hey look t girl it was  you I found on craiglist.  The pistol is to busy studying  vet schools  so that she can work on all the ETHD  dogs.

HA HA I miss Crystal's "pistol wippings" too..  ;)  Gotta admit i was a little skeered to chime in on some of those threads  ;D

It was the only way i could get my business going, i had no clue there were 2 types of escort services! Amanda told me i had to pay off the Chevy somehow.

It was money well spent. :-*

Running away from the bay ??? Just kidding dogo lovers, don't get your rhinestone encrusted hand woven Sri Lankan silk panties in a knot  ;D

Cant hang

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Do you mean the panties that you bedazzled?
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Defenitly summer time!!! ;D

Dub, I had to find something to do with those size 12 panties that cward mailed me back when I was looking for boots. ;)

I'm not sure, but I think those were sent to you by mistake.  He left the Ninja's house with a pair of his drawers, and has yet to return them.  Alan is slightly PO'd about it still.  I'll tell Alan to get with you about his address.   ;)

Allen got his back, Don't make him chase me with his BIG STICK again. I'm tied of playing Big Chief! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It's comments like that that make me glad I reside (Chance, that means "live") in Florida and not Texas.   ;D

Yeah must be nice, you can just put on your Speedo and take long walks on the beach with your blueticks without worrying about the ninjee whomping you with his stick and taking you back to his tree, or chance and pistol putting the rapa-tapa-hooey on you and throwing you in their barn full of rats :o ;D

Crystal has never proven the knot to me.  I'm certain it is make believe.   ;)  Just saying.   :D

Cutter has his own "ninja" down there that takes long walks with him... hes actually the one that catches all the hogs that cutter takes his pictures with...  then they lay on the beach and read the hog doggers bible until the sun goes down.... its so sweet!!  :-*

Tw  I have been  hunting  with him and his ninjas carries a banana  in his hand all the time. Kinda makes my happy that I live in Texas ninjas  stick has nothing on that banana.