EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU WERE SREAMIN FOR CHANCE WHEN YOUR DOGS WERE GOIN ACROSS THE WATER ON YALLS TV SHOW WERE YOU SCARED OR WHAT  :o ;D ITS ALRIGHT TO ADMIT IT IF YOU ARE A (CANDY ASS) :D

  ;D I can see this getting comical!!

aw he!! he is in for it now ;D ;D popo

uh.....oh.......

She has not seen it she has been real busy!!She scream's my name all the time!! ;D ;D ;D
But I think you might be playing RUSSIAN ROULETTE  with the cap gun pistol!!lol ;D ;D

She scream's my name all the time!!   

looks like there might be two guys in the fire now! :o popo

I am getting my BIG BAG of popcorn for this one !!!!!! ;D :o

Oh snap! I no he didunt!!!!!

 ;D ;D  :o Jesse, I think with this rain and knowin is gonna be around for a few days and you most likely wont be huntin much your gonna go stir crazy. But I'm gonna keep watchin this post. Its bound to get good.

 OMG, Thats a big A$$ can of worms you just opened!!!!!!!!

 :o ........................................................... :-X

i was sure needing some good reading material.

no no no, thats a box of snakes!!

I'm guessing the best is yet to come ;)

I assumed this thread was a joke. Then I watched the episode....  ;D

Oh no you didn't! :o You got a woopin comin!

Crystal has been super busy and has not had time to look at the post so I'm guessing it might be tomorrow before she is able to answer or kill you!!

Jesse you oughta know better than to mess with a texan woman, much less crystal  ;D.
Chance i sure hope your couch is comfortable cause that might be your new bed after your last comment.

Hey, Barrett... Pass the popcorn. This is going to be good!   :)

Jesse you must walk around with a five gallon bucket :o :o :o :o :o

Dang she aint seen it yet  :o :o

can i sell tickets to the ass woopin??  :D

 Darn it  still nothing
 how about a mud match I am betting theres plenty of mud around
            ;DDexter

I sure have been waiting for what's gonna happen next. Gotta get back to work just let me know what funeral home to send the flowers!!!

I guess Im the only one who thinks Jesse can hold his own!!!

Yup! You are the only one!

Timmy,

    I am with you, I think Jesse Paul can handle anything she can hash out.

X3 I think Jesse can take just about anything.

How about a Mud Match in a CAGE?  don't forget to bring the breaksticks! :laugh:

al right crystal it has been long enough i want an answer ;D i know you arnt workin that hard i am startin to get a little braver since im gettin a little fan club rallying  :-*

I believe the longer she waits the greater the crowd will grow on Jesse's side!!!

Im dying to see crystal's response...

yea me and you both i love giviin them sassy women hell ;D

Jesse, Crystal is probably putting on her "Wonder Woman" wrist chaps and yelling at Chance to bring some ice tea to cool her off before she begins typing.  She will respond!

me too especially from a thousand miles away sitting behind a computer out of the cross fire.. :D

Well I will say she has been super swamped and ain't had time to look at this!!I did tell her there was something on here waiting she does not know what!! I figure I will let Mr. Jesse handle this his self!!
I know she has been busy so I have not bothered her with it !! But I have a feelin Jesse's got something comeing!!

dam man what do you hav her doin that she soo busy and super swamped ;D :o

What ever he told her to do, I would think :)

What ever hes got her doing I bet it includes feeding HIS dogs since he was nice enough to let her hunt with them in that video.  Chance that is so considerate of you to let your wife hunt with your dogs like that. ;D

Waylon

Guys think yall are digging yalls selves in a hole where there is no way out

  We are digging a hole allright, but we are standing on the dirt pile next to it.

Lmao that is good

back in the old days isnt that what they had the condemned people do right before the executed them and let them fall in the hole they dug???  :D

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Wake me up when the show starts ...

Idk but i bet that hole gets allot deeper

Well Kitty Kat, as always you have overloaded you little wagon! I know you think your smart being you graduated high school as #9 out of 10 but out here in the real world we know that open mouth dogs are for those who are not smart enough to read a Garmin and that photoshop is merely a tool used by those who are unable to achieve a respectable status among normal hunters.  :o

Now let me address your question. Why did I holler for Chance at the river? Well they cut that short. They missed all that I said. My entire sentence was, “Chance, I hope their getting this!”  I wanted to be able to show you that there really are hogs out there that big to be caught…that you don’t have to fake everything. Look I was there on the warrior hunt and I know what those dogs of yours do (exactly what you ask)! Bigger than 50 and Kitty-Kitty gets shifty! I did find some of your pictures of the original animals that you used to create your photoshop pics.  They were pushing being a little bit bigger than what you could handle but hey, I can’t blame you for trying to be better than what you really are! It’s actually kinda embarrassing to be you!!  :o

Point I’m trying to make is…keep your head down and stick to handling the things you can like butterflies and rabbits. Leave this other stuff to those of us who didn’t call our teacher mom and our principal, grandma, and whose prayers don't end with "and Lord, please keep the hogs small and Photoshop simple, AMEN!"!
(http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/xx322/hdlcrystal/2guns.gif) I got your cap gun BUDDY!!

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You ever tried to flush a terd that just refused to go down? Well that's you standing on your dirt mound!!  :o

 :o

That's what we've all been waitin on. Crystal I am impressed. That far surpassed my expectations.

i bet the ninja feels better now and can get some sleep without his stick or his horn to call his dogs for help knowing he is not the topic of discussion. if he wanted a video also, all he had to do was ask for one.
amen ambien.

Hey Kitty-Kitty I was going through your profile and seen this picture. Never realized you were into ink!!! Sure was mighty honest of you though...gotta give you that!!! Hey by the way, why are you posing topless with that big ole sow? Was it date night or something? ;D >:D ;D

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he even has his buddies filming it :o ;D :laugh:

 :o :o :-X

I dont know I thought it would be a little better than that!! Im dissapointed!! >:(

Not bad but i have to agree... ;)

Figured id jsut keep stirring.. :D

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After seeing what she did to Ninja I am scared! But you asked her to open a can whoop a$$. (http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt168/black-berry_2009/Smiley%20and%20Emoticons/FACEBOOK/GIFT/CanofWhoopAss.png)(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m242/axiemeluv/Smiley/LaughingSmile.gif)

So you should be afraid, be very afraid (http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr285/croatoan5376/Emoticons/smiley_emoticons_scream-if-you-can.gif)

And you say that Jesse is the photoshop person.  ;D ;D ;D
Looks like you've been taking lessons.  :o :o

Aint you guys figured anything out about this woman yet? Its when you least expect it is when she will strike the hardest!
O well. Some people have to learn things the hard way. ;D

 :o :o Ouch  thats gonna leave a mark.

     Dang it  guys yall are gonna learn its not smart to battle with the opposite sex. Its a no win. always has been always will be
when ya get the number of greys on your head I have you'll understand that.
 words from the old man  letm win letm think its their ideal and you will be a happy man in the  long run
           Dexter

haha I am goin to hav to call bullsh!t on that  the reason you were screamin chances name you thought dontrell was goin to drowned and you were to scared to help your own dog!! ;D :o.

And  that tattoo you got it all messed up it has a i big red heart and then pu$$y  ;D instead of I am pu$$y dam girl cant you get anything right!!;D

You are alot better on the photo shoppin then me sh!t im so dumb i dont know what it is.

And for your comment on my abilty to run a garmin i bet you i am a little better then you and as far as my dogs barkin on track Big daddy still catchin lots of wild boar and hav pics to prove it ;D  The reason you hav to run both collars on your dogs because they done run them out of the country barkin And when you do find them you use the garmin to find the hog you have to look 30 yards ahead of were your dogs are because they are so loose  :o ;D all in fun  ;D

X2 That would be the part that would care me. LionandBoarHunter or Kitty-Kitty will have something big coming. Oh! I figured it out he wants a DVD with a yellow dog on it too. I am sure you could have just asked Ninja and he would have handed it to you. Just remember Ninja did not call her out and look what happened. A few pictures of the late LionandBoarHunter...
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He will be missed. Sob sob, heavy sigh...

SEEMS LIKE SHE DIDNT GIVE IT HER ALL ON THE FIRST STRIKE!! I KNOW SHE CAN DO BETTER SHE JUST MAY BE WAITING TO POUNCE LIKE A CAT!

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I am waiting because I know there is more to come.

Just because she has a hunting video out don't mean you guys have to kiss her arse all the time. 8)

Good shooting PISTOL!

DUB, YOU ARE THE FREAKING SMILIES MASTER!!!! I wish I could figure out how to do that crap from my phone.

And Wendeler, it ain't arse kissing,  just folks being corteous, awww hell probably some arse kissing  :laugh:

I do not have the patience from my phone to do the smileys. I will try later.

There is no kissing up. It is either a healthy respect or just plain fear.

If I came home with that video she gave Ninja I would be single!

It is like watching someone play with a hornets. I am betting on the hornets and standing way back!

thats funny stuff..

I've been told that when it comes to hornets.........I'm like Zorro.... but with a ball cap.  Its like Swat, Swat, Swatttt and before you know it 50 hornets are dead and they didn't even know what hit em'. :D

Waylon

I don't know her other than talking to her for just a min but she strikes me as a person that would drive half way across the country to get someone so if I were yall be afraid be vary afraid lol