EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

He sure has been quiet since he went offshore. a phone call sometime will be fine. he did get a just dance game for his wii, so he may not be up for a hunt next week. he will be practicing his judi dance moves. videos to come soon.

He emailed me and said his Internet is slower than the Obama term left. I think he said he would be on shore around the 1st.

I have been shanghaied aboard the BW Pioneer. I am 200 miles due South of Port Fourchon, LA somewhere in between the 26th and 27th parallel.

My good attitude has completely abandoned me and my tolerance for anything but a Southern (US) accent and stupidity has gone to zero!  >:(

Somebody come get me before I start pitching people with bad ideas and funny accents overboard!!!  >:D  >:D  >:D

I want to go hog hunting!

I cant even hardly read about it on ETHD! It took me 30 minutes just to make this post!

I should be home by the 1st but dont tell the hogs about the emotional state I am in. Im afraid they will just surrender to me when I get home and take all the fun out of catching them.

To my recuers......To identify me on the ship, just look for the short fat baldheaded guy gagging and hog tieing Norwegians, Brazillians, and an angry old Chinaman on the Port side, aft of the vessel.
I may need a little help with the angry old Chinaman!

 ;D

Be strong. 

What vessel are you on and who do you work for? The company Maurice works for (Saipem America INC) has two in Fourchon right now, HOS Chloe Candies and HOS Mystique. The last I heard they were demobing the Chloe, and still looking for work for the Mystique. Thank the Lord 100x that Maurice has been there long enough they are taking care of us right now and lettin him work in the office.

it is good to know that they have not thrown you overboard. see ya in a few days.

The meanest men you will every meet are on a ship starting one week out to about three weeks. The first week is shock. Then they get real mean. After week three they settle down some but watch out things can flare up fast!

Ready for you to get home! You should have took your favorite hog hunting video with you then you could share it with the rest of the crew! They would have loved watching the skinny girls work there dogs!LOL

Ninja I got a 17' Xpress bass boat , how rough are the seas out there? And how big is this angry old chinaman?

Chainrated has the boat I will bring a whoop'n. Not sure how tough the Chinaman is but we will find out!

He ain't going to fight a fellow ninja, so keep that in mind.   ;)

Ninjas are from Japan not China.  That is why they don't get along. Kung Fu isfrom China.

I've meet the Boarninja in person   He is not from Japan. They come from all over. Trust me.  ;)

You're right about that ;D

One thing about it if Chain goes over there, once you all tie that Chinaman up, Chain will back 20' behind him before he lets anyone take a photo.  Freaking 7'3" 450# chinamen don't come around often.  So you have to make the pics good when you get the chance.   ;D

 ;)

 :D

Well
Well I aint a ninja and I'm pretty sure dub aint either so we won't have any problem with whooping one,  Made in china or japan wont make any difference...

If you keep paying attention Cutter you will be way ahead of the game when you start hog hunting..   ;)

Thank you Matt. Your wisdom is appreciated.    ;D

Anytime Sport...    ;)

LMAO! You guys are killing me!

The angry Chinaman is 74 years old and only coming in around 130 lbs but he is wiry! His assistant is even smaller but he is young and his 1st name is “Fang” (no kidding!) so we better keep an eye on him.

The seas are currently 12’-14’ with an occasional 17 foot greenie so trim that motor and keep the bow up Matt!
Bring dub with you. He can keep an eye on Fang Tin Coco(full name) while you and I take care of Mr. Miyagi! Leave Cutter at home! He will just screw up our pictures with the old Chinaman!

Happy New Years ETHD!
 My 1st New Years resolution is to stop telling 700 pound hog stories when I hunt with Chance!

Chain I will go with you and Dub! I have a couple of paddles just incase you break down! I will also bring a car door so we can roll down the windows if we get hot!!

Ninja them 700 lb hog stories have deffently got to stop! ;D

LOL!!!!!   i really did!

HAPPY NEW YEAR too you too.   

Hey Alan,
Won't be long and you will be back on dry land, with deer season over, and your mud logging chinamen, or whatever they are, will be adjacent memory.  Happy New Year from the mainland.

Sam

I'll come from the other direction with my 13' whaler! We can do a sneak attack!

Ninja stay strong brother, Some 20' waves and an angry chinaman don't stand a chance against a 17' bass boat , a 13 ' whaler , some paddles and a car door.. And if all that fails we can always bring Cutter to model them underwear. That should keep that chinaman laughing plenty long enough for us to sneak up on him..

Yes count Cutter in we will need someone to kick the window out of the car door if we sink!!

Ninja you know you are in safe hands with all of us comeing to save you!

I don't know about this. I'm going to need 3 weeks to get a custom dogbox built for the Whaler. I can't go anywhere without these hounds. I certainly can't be toting them around without a shiny dogbox. You know I can't consider myself successful unless I've got pics to back up my story, so I'll need a shiny new state of the art camera as well. Just as backup, I'll bring John an extra hat in case the chinaman's helper does not fall for the hat trick the first time.

Good thinking Cutter , but  if you can instead of a hat bring a helmet we can put on that chinaman  the more he looks like an armadillo the better chance we got of them blueticks chasing him. I mean I know they would never catch him but there is a chance he may slip and fall off the boat... ;)

Can anyone say CHANNEL FEVER???

That brought tears to my eyes from laughing!


Make sure the extra hat is orange, it'll get his attention better!

be careful cutter has a new cur/bulldog he bought to catch the dillars with remember? if that dont work he says he will grabem by the tail so hopefully the chinamen have long hair lol

Man I appreciate it fellas but you can stand down now! The old angry Chinaman is in a better mood, Fang chipped a tooth and was sent in, and Im on the 1st thing smoking and headed to the beach in the morning!
I was really starting to sweat it though. The thoughts of Cutter Bay coming out here to model underwear in front of this Phillipino crew with Chance cheering him on had me missing sleep last night!!!

Home tomorrow in the woods the morning after! I don’t even care if I catch a hog or not!...........for the 1st hour anyway. ;)

That stinks. I went and bought a box of fruitrollups today just in case.  Chance likes cherry, so that is what I bought. Oh well, I guess that leaves me mirror modeling tonight.  :o

Does the ol chinamans new found pep have anything to do with fangs chipped fang?

Also I hate to hear about you lonely caged heat seamen losing sleep over the thought of an underwear modeling hog rustler  :laugh:
Kidding!, have fun hitting the woods!

Crap I was going to mount Cutters box for him! I went and looked at the boat and found a good place to mount it!! Right on the bottom side of the boat!! >:D ;D

speaking of boxes, we took the rangers out last night to try them out and let the dogs stretch their legs. the ninja's son took his out, got it all muddy and went back to college. the boxes worked great. wait till he gets home and sees all that mud.

It needed to happen!

we could not resist. the whole time we are out there hunting, our cells were ringing 1 at a time every few minutes. it was killing him that we went without him. he said we would not catch any hogs without him there. he was right. we did find the mud though. at least it looks used now.

 

On some days in the woods, I would let you.   ;)

He said that because he knew you were using his dogs.  They can't catch hogs.   ;)

Man I would've had a chance of whoop'n that Chinaman since he was 70!

word is that he is back on the beach

Safe and sound think god!!