EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

I was driving down the highway dogs in my box and my two gorgeous manly pits chained on top, shoot I was proud.  Well a guy gets behind me and joker my black pit begins licking, not a little but full on like a fat girl cleaning an ice cream bowl, cuervos junk.  Well cuervo apparently got tickled and my manly red pit then squated and begun peeing, and not just a little but like some one turned on the faucet.  Well Jerry jeff said it, pissing In the wind and it's getting on all my friends.  Well pee was shOwering the guy behind  me.  Oh I was so proud, just glad that old boy was not on a motorcycle.  Well he got mad and passed, so I'm back to cruising and got an older couple behind me and that sob squated down and begins droPing a king sized Duce on top of my box.  You know what they say when the tail gate drops, with my dogs the bull number 2 starts  :(

I bought some land a while back and met a surveyor out there. He pulls up in a bran new King Ranch Ford and leaves the door open. My dog jumps in because he's used to jumping in my truck. The guy had a FULL spit cup in the console. When he stepped on the console he flipped the spit cup all over the truck.

My dogs hump every one's new female dogs, every time they meet a new gyp it never fails. I think there is viagra in dimond dog food?  If they can't reach the gyp they hump the air????? it's pretty embarrassing every time

Like that one guy posted the pic of his gyp dragin a pup to the bay it's funny but dang you feel like a jack wagon

huntin with my bro n law an sum buddies  we were talkin bout how good our dogs were an blah blah  i told my bro n law to let em go to the bathroom b4 we started huntin but he didnt  well bones pooped on his hood   have had a cd poop in my buddies box becuz we didnt take him to the bay

i had a blue tick, she would drop them big ole stinky hound turds the size of my boot in my truck every time then walk it in every where, dang she was nasty, she was allways at a high level of stink

one of my cd would get out of the and pee on everyones boots if you tried to move or make him quit he would wait tell you were sitin down or fallen down and pee on you some wear

One time during bad weather my sister and niece came to stay at my parents house I was like 14.  So I got to sleep in the floor and my sisters jackrussel woke me up by peeing I'n my ear.  :-[

I had a cur X pit that would watch for guests to tie a shoe and then pee on their back.  He would pee on other dogs too.  I never warned anybody.  He crapped in my dog box every time he rode in it.  He crapped in his food bowl, and bedding area in the pen.  "Max" was nasty, and he was a hog crazy dog.
Here he is with a Jagd pup about two years ago.  He went to a guy in California to bay hogs, and crap in strange places.
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I got a hunting buddy that has to crap anytime we hit the woods and always this one dog would find it and roll in it  rolleyes nasty damn dog he hated the water hose

I was takin a friend on a hunt he was very sick could not walk but wanted to hear the dogs bay one Put the dog in the box and one dog that didnt get along with others on top start   down road see a track stop turn 2 out leave bb on the top he piss all over my sick buddies head .Bite a hole in my lip to keep from laughin

Took a couple first timers the other night. Had a dog on top of the box on my ranger where the cooler sets one of the guys goes to get a beer and stuck his hand in a big ol pile of mess the dog had craped on top of the cooler

i had a mutt that was just a yard dog but he would get so excited to see a hog he would piss everywhere, then hump the hog, then one night i had some buddies that had way to much to drink and one passed out on the floor, we woke up to him gagging with the dog humping his face.

Boys I don't have a good one to put on here but I do have to say im laughing my azz of on the stories very funny post lol  ;D

LMAO! 
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on the dog humpin one of your buddies while they are down and out. Sad to say we were laughing so hard we accidentally let him finish !

Wish you could have gotten a picture of this that would have been great.

I put my woods dog Lizzie in a bay competition because I thought it was benefiting the cause. I went ahead and let her bay even though I figured I was just donating money to the benefit. She rolled up in there and kept that hog in the middle of the pen, but she only barked like twice and kept looking at me to send in the catch dogs. Worked it like a champ, but just didn't have much to say to the hog. It was pretty embarrassing. Anybody who has ever hunted behind Lizzie over the years will tell you that she has a heck of a voice on her and that she is a solid dog in the woods. I think the bay pen had her confused. She held that hog picture perfect in the middle of the pen, but I wish she had a little more to say to him. One fella who will remain nameless even commented that you better have a garmin on that dog in the woods or you wouldn't know she was bayed. I giggled to myself because I know my dog and she is a loud bawl mouthed momma who even tells you with her bark what she's looking at. She just wasn't feeling it in a bay pen and is probably still cussing those no show catch dogs! At least with a performance like that I won't have to worry about anyone stealing her.

Cheers
M

My Bella dog would roll in hog or human feces if she got the chance. It was disgusting to say the least.

I have some pretty mean dogs and I had two that crawled out of a stock trailer and put a Black man on a pay phone that was not good!

We were at a horse sale one time and my wife had a Jack Russel that would just run around! He went and peed on a big burly looking womens leg and she had on shorts I told my wife to get my collar off her dog cause I was not takeing and arse whoppin from that lady! ;D

 Uh, one time we took our dog Foot hunting with some friends and the dogs bayed a hog up on the far side of a huge pond and when we all got there we thought that we had two bays going. One on each end of the pond....nope. All of the dogs were bayed on one hog and Foot was at the other end of the pond baying his butt off at the hog that the other dogs were baying at least 200 yards from where he was standing.

 Then one time we took our dogs to a baying for the very first time. We had no idea what they would do, we just knew that they would sure bay up and produce hogs in the woods. Well when it was time to put Red in the pen, we warned the people that he was pretty rough and we weren't sure if he would try to catch or not. When James turned him loose in the pen with the hog. He looked at all the people and just coward down. We tried to sick him on the hog but he just layed there. James had to grab his collar and lead him out. :-X

The first set of pups I had were 8 mths old and I took them to the woods the first time at night. We made it maybe a 100 yard in the woods and the older dogs ran a boar hog right at us, after we caught and stuck the hog, I started looking for my dogs. One of them ran back and was hiding under my truck. Needless to say I was pissed and embarrased and caught hell for while.

a couple wks a go i was hunting with chance and he asked if i would put a hood dog in front of him and we might strike a hog so i did and i didnt let willie clean out ,and he blowed crap all over chance and me and nick laughed so hard but i couldnt even look at chance. sorry chance