EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

This is Jasons wife he is gonna kill me when he sees this!!!!!!!



For sale 31yr old redneck. Does NOT have time mow, weedeat, or anything your husband is supposted to do.
All he has time for is HOG HUNTIN and this website so I know there are women out there our husbands collect dogs for fun y'all start collecting men.

BID starts at $100.00

Come on ladies help me out!!!!!!!!!!

damn jason she done put you up for sale better get a big dog house with ac for you and the potlickers lol

We are in trouble now can't let our wifes see this

This is Scott's wife, and I really want to sweeten the deal!
How about I throw in (FOR FREE!) another 'hard working' (aka only if it has to do with his hogs or dogs), non-mowing (because we're in a 'drought'), 9-fingered (because he was drunk and it got bit off by a wild hog....no joke!), addicted to this website husband? He just turned 31 so he probably has a lot of years ahead of him.  
 -Lyndee :)

Really ladies don't u like all the time to yourself...I will do all the work as long as he keeps the bills paid and my dogs safe.                                                                                                                                                                                                         Mrs. Wilson

Hey this is Cory's wife.... THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!!!!!

I'll throw mine in too!

I have a 35 year old redneck, hunting fool (only 9 toes because he lost 1 the last time he mowed... OVER 15 YEARS AGO!) but thats the only thing wrong with him other than being addicted to hunting and to this board and his other 2 hunting boards... He usually has all 3 boards on the same screen at the same time so he's very talented. Will sometimes work for food, but usually prefers to hunt for food. He comes with a truck that SMELLS like dogs because he lets his catchdog ride in the front seat with him and put nose prints all over the windows! Oh, yeah... He's a little out of shape (he calls it well rounded) but he comes with 7 dogs. :)

--- Charisma  >:D

Funniest thread I have ever read!

Hello this is Kat, Jim's wife .

Well mine just turned 50 in pretty good shape "wind wise" probably from staying on the phone all the time with his buddy's.  He is a very strong man but who wouldn't be after lifting 50 lb bags of dog food for the last 30 years sure not from doing chores around the house!  He has a bad back medical facts prove that but some how has a miracle cure soon as he wants to go hunting he claims the new pills are working after all funny how they don't work when I need something done.  When his back is not hurting his other favorite excuse is his "Allergies" are really acting up and he just has to sit in the AC inside the house were  "I cannot get the remote out of his hand to change the channel off the hunting channel are ESPN"  because he says the pollen count out side is just way to high but the next morning he is gone hunting running threw pure Rag Weed fields and chasing hogs !  Now he does cook good I will give him that and everybody in town knows when he fire's the BBQ Pit up .  Ain't enough room on here so we will leave it at this !

He's for Free !  No Returns !

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  OMG Kat this is Charisma.. That was so funny.. I was laughing so loud I woke Cory up.. That is so true about the phone.. ALWAYS on the PHONE.. ALWAYS..LOL

You guys might want to take your wives to dinner before you hunt again so you don't get sold or given away. Just saying.

 ;D   I have to agree with jhy    ;D

Funniest thread I have ever read!

Just one problem looks like I have opened the funniest can of worms ever but we still need someone to take these guys.  You ladies are hilarious keep it comin!!!   :D ;D

Jasons Wife
Miranda

I would buy em in a heart beat but I don't think I can afford all the dog food and beer it would take to keep em happy and healthy. :D

Great thread ladies!!!

dad gum lyndee...

This thread made my wife LAUGH till it HURT, but she feels much better knowing that she isnt the only wife that is going through the same stuff with their husbands.:)  I think we need to start some sort of support group page for you ladies!;)

Joey

Well, this thread just goes to show that the non hog hunting wives need to step it up a little around the house so their hog hunting husbands don't have to worry about honey dues and such not getting done while they are trying to put in that quality time in the woods.
A few suggestions to help you gals be better wives.
1. Learn how to do maintenance and change the oil on ATV's.
2. Clean and oil saddles regularly.
3. Shoe horses and mules as needed.
4. Buy beer and prepare good lunches for your husbands the day before a hunt so the can spend better time focusing on the upcoming hunt. Don't forget to put beer in coolers and ice it down.
5. Cute and prepair tie rope.
6. Insure all batteries are charged on his hunting and dog electronics the day befor a hunt.
7. Keep all skinning and sticking knives sharpened for them.
8. Stop complaining about dogs barking at all hours of the night. It stresses us out and takes away from our time in the woods.
9. Pressure wash ATV's or look after horses and mules when we return home. From a hunt. We are tired from hog hunting all day!
10. Last but not least....while we are gone, clean kennels while the dogs are not in them and sweep the dried mud out of the garage where we park our ATV's.
NOTE: if you are pressure washing our ATV's like you should be after the hunt, sweeping out the garage will be easy. 

No need to thank me ladies. Im just one hog hunter trying to look after another. ;)

OMG, best thread ever!

Its a good thing my wife has not seen this. The funny thing is i know 2 of the 4 that are for sale. and i think the wives are streching the truth a lil  sorry Cory and Jimmy. Yall are just a lil over priced for me 2 bring on the yard and a lil 2 old lmao

It's not every woman that's lucky enough to land a famous Hog Hunter...    ;)

I never knew just how much I meant to her till now!  Old who you callin old hell thats Wisdom in a bottle ! and for free what more could you ask for !  O yeah and I come with 15 dogs !

The very reason I'm not married.  Told my ol lady that I was goin to Tenn. To pick up a puppy! She says your gonna what. You go I'm not gonna be here when you get back. I called her bluff. She wasn't bluffing. She left and took everything but the dirt on the floor!

Yall still got a good laugh out of me!

Well Jimmy i guess i could use u  2 start my pups >:D :laugh: >:D :laugh:

Well BoarNinja I think your momma dropped you on your HEAD to much when you were little!!! LOL
If we have to do all that what do we need y'all for?

Miranda

well girls I gotta put up my add now lol   i got a twenty year old husband, works well during the week at his job but when it comes to when he is home unless you are a dog, a truck or the internet well you get noticed about as much as the smell coming from his cut gear (which if your a guy apparently you guys dont notice) he comes with a little over 20 dogs, he is free and if you take him fast you might get a few good days outta him lol, and by the way us non hunting wives dont have much of a choice when we are nine months pregnant... We already clean the entire house, do laundry cook your meals and in my case feed the dogs, hogs and rabbits, take care of the kids because yes thats what moms do, and make sure that the bills get paid because lets face it if it were up to you guys it would all be spent on dogs and gear :)

She couldnt help it. I was a fat, sweatty baby.  ;D

Just what do you expect out of us trophy husbands anyway? lol

we expect help when we ask and moderation between hunting and family time lol

I don't think dropped....... Thrown would be a better word :P

Dang! Now that is just asking way to much!!!  :D lol

cause SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO THE HUNTIN! 

BUYER BEWARE!!!! BUYER BEWARE!!!

These women are all men jockeys!!! They are just trying to sell you their culls!!!

Gosh Dern Men Peddlers!! If the man doesnt live up to your expectations or standards, cull him!!! dont pass him on
to do the same to others!!!  >:D

 ;D

X2

Dang im stayin happily single

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Im suprised someone hasnt taken any of these ladies up on the deal.. I mean shoot take them and the dogs apick through what you want out of the pack and CULL the rest.. ;D

what the heck my wife trying to sell me. Well atleast she thinks i worth 100 bucks you other guys yall aint worth a plug nickel.

were trying to give them away because we are tired of listening to dogs barking at all hours of the night and feeding them lol

LOL!!!!!!!!  Now thats funny right there.  If my wife reads this i will turn into one of those coyote shy dogs that you cant catch, cause she will cull me for sure.

Best thread yet

That's just funny... I can't say nothing else besides DANG that's funny. ;D ;D

-- Charisma,

You ain't getting rid of me that easy!

-- BoarNinja,

Thanks for the list! I'm going to post it on the refrigerator. :)

hahahahahaha

This is jesse's wife i have him ten dogs two trucks one hores all the gear that you need and all so a two and three year old boys that go every wear with him so if you want it i will pay 50 Bucks to take it all and a lawn mower that thay do not know how yo use  :) :)

This one is not a cull and ridiculously under priced!!!  ;D

You guys got the wrong gal, mine does all that stuff around the house. Maybe ya'll should start sellin them. Jason if you cant get nobody to buy her just hire you a yard man.

   After reading through all theses post, I'm certain of one of my oldest oppinions. Why did the white man come into this country and treat the American Indain so badly. They had life down to the "T". Hunt, fight, play games and lay around in the shade. Why didn't we just observe and learn? Go figure!!!!!!!!!11

My turn! This is Toby's wife and he is now for sale! 22 years old with an A&M degree, however he doesn't hear the alarm in the morning when it is time to get up for school or work but when it comes to hog hunting he is up and running before it even goes off. It has gotten so bad that he can no longer go hog hunting until I get my vacation he promised me on valentines day that I still have not seen! He comes with 8 dogs, 2 horses, and a lot of cows. This is a great deal!

JASON
 i already have a yard man he mows twice a month,rakes,weedeats,and next i guess i am gonna have him clean the kennels that way i can stay out of trouble.

hey tobys wife, how much ? what kind of  cattle ? please send pics of  dogs and horses .

I recommend this thread be deleted imediately.  :D

my wife read this and said she aint the only 1  thats good   but i aint 4 sale   dogs trucks boxes and geasr can go free to a good home   if u get them  ill be in the bed mount box  3rd door on the rite  just let me do my business b4 u hunt me