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Title: Seen this Joke on the UKC Boards Post by: coonhuter327 on April 30, 2011, 01:02:43 pm Drunk on the Toilet
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells' "You're scaring the heck out of all my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the heck out of my privates!" The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!" Title: Re: Seen this Joke on the UKC Boards Post by: uglydog on May 02, 2011, 12:41:26 am :-\
Title: Re: Seen this Joke on the UKC Boards Post by: BarrNinja on May 02, 2011, 05:22:23 am Never been that drunk! :o
Title: Re: Seen this Joke on the UKC Boards Post by: Oly on May 02, 2011, 12:11:58 pm FANTASTIC
Title: Re: Seen this Joke on the UKC Boards Post by: DangerZone on May 02, 2011, 12:13:19 pm :D :laugh:
Title: Re: Seen this Joke on the UKC Boards Post by: nogalus boy on May 02, 2011, 03:04:42 pm LOL thats a purty good one.
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