EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

The  kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their  weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive  salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I  sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales  approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that  approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the  teacher.

Little Jenny was next: "I  sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said  the teacher..

Eventually, it was Little  Johnny's turn. The teacher held her  breath ... Little Johnny walked  to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the  teacher's desk. "$2,467,"  he said. "$2,467!" cried the  teacher, "What in the world were you  selling"..... "Toothbrushes," said  Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes," echoed  the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make  that much money?"

"I found the busiest  corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I  gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!"

Then I would tell them, "It IS dog crap, wanna buy a toothbrush and mouth wash?"

I call it the Obama method: Give you some free CHIT that looks good, then make you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.

Ha I like that one. Ain't heard it before

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HAHA! before obama i had cash, now i just got change *ching-ching*

Hey now, the little johnny jokes are mine!

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Lmao thats a good 1