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Title: The Arrogance of Authority Post by: Oly on August 19, 2011, 06:39:16 am A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, " Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores . A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... (http://www.teara.govt.nz/files/p17342pc.jpg) With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... (I just love this part....) "Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !" Title: Re: The Arrogance of Authority Post by: wilton on August 19, 2011, 07:16:17 am That's real good n funny right there, no matter where you are :laugh: ;D :laugh: ;D
Title: Re: The Arrogance of Authority Post by: Tomball Dogos on August 19, 2011, 09:12:22 am I love it !!!!!
Title: Re: The Arrogance of Authority Post by: firemedic on August 19, 2011, 09:23:40 am You know the funniest thing is......there ARE idiots working for the government that WOULD show the bull their badge!!! :o
Title: Re: The Arrogance of Authority Post by: skunkhounds on August 19, 2011, 09:29:20 am that would have been some thing to watch
Title: Re: The Arrogance of Authority Post by: DangerZone on August 19, 2011, 09:45:44 am :laugh:
Title: Re: The Arrogance of Authority Post by: Noah on August 19, 2011, 12:51:36 pm I'd be yellin' "GET HIM SON, GET HIM!!!!" ;D
Title: Re: The Arrogance of Authority Post by: North Cedar Creek Ranch on August 19, 2011, 01:18:23 pm ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: The Arrogance of Authority Post by: 3Whoghunter on August 19, 2011, 01:25:35 pm That's pretty funny
Title: Re: The Arrogance of Authority Post by: SCHitemHard on August 19, 2011, 04:39:58 pm thats a whole lotta burger right there
Title: Re: The Arrogance of Authority Post by: spazhogdog on August 19, 2011, 05:16:16 pm I really like that one. ;D I have to agree with noah, GET HIM
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