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HOG & DOGS => GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: T-Bob Parker on October 14, 2011, 01:04:54 pm



Title: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: T-Bob Parker on October 14, 2011, 01:04:54 pm
T-Bob: its not a question of why the hog did what he did, its just a fact. The proper question is how will we keep him from doing it next time. Eventually we will pattern him.

Jheffern: cuz that dang Red dog opened on track

CritterCatcher: cuz Terry took too long vesting Connie

CutterBay: crossing roads isn't gonna help, Beulah will stay with him till the end, and she only poops in her designated spot.

CWard: cuz we wirk are. Hogs hear in plum grove America !!!!!

Mike: if the hog wants to cross the road its gonna pass!

CircleC: just Google it, I'm looking at Craigslist.

Underdog: seriously? Use the search feature.

All in fun guys, don't nobody get all wadded up over it. ;D




Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Critter Catcher on October 14, 2011, 01:11:07 pm
I'm going to buy you a velcro cut vest....haha...think I'll google itooor search the post maybe it's on here already


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: SCHitemHard on October 14, 2011, 01:34:10 pm
bored there tbob?


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Circle C on October 14, 2011, 02:17:06 pm
Probably the most accurate post ever on ETHD. ;D


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: UNDERDOG on October 14, 2011, 02:33:48 pm
bored there tbob?

X 2

Probably the most accurate post ever on ETHD. ;D

X 2   ha ha


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Cutter Bay Kennels on October 14, 2011, 02:54:38 pm
I think it was a poor representation of Chance. Everyone knows he don't spell that good.  ;D

TNhillbilly "I run plotts. Therefore I can never seem to get them hogs stopped!"

Kitty man  "My 2 month old pups were too busy working a 132# boar with 5" cutters to worry about that hog."


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Cutter Bay Kennels on October 14, 2011, 02:59:57 pm
Brian " Who cares. There's a ditch with water in it. That alone prevents me from ever getting to where Stew would have grabbed his nuts!"

Tcolt "Soco was busy catching a rank boar by himself. I was looking in my mirror admiring my wrinkled head. Brian will have to catch him another day. Brian's my hero you know."


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Peachcreek on October 14, 2011, 03:33:45 pm
T-Bob: its not a question of why the hog did what he did, its just a fact. The proper question is how will we keep him from doing it next time. Eventually we will pattern him.

Jheffern: cuz that dang Red dog opened on track

CritterCatcher: cuz Terry took too long vesting Connie

CutterBay: crossing roads isn't gonna help, Beulah will stay with him till the end, and she only poops in her designated spot.

CWard: cuz we wirk are. Hogs hear in plum grove America !!!!!

Mike: if the hog wants to cross the road its gonna pass!

CircleC: just Google it, I'm looking at Craigslist.

Underdog: seriously? Use the search feature.

All in fun guys, don't nobody get all wadded up over it. ;D




lmao :D


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: DangerZone on October 14, 2011, 03:35:33 pm
He seen OJ in the kitchen with a knife.....  O0


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: SCHitemHard on October 14, 2011, 03:55:56 pm
yall are sick :laugh:


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Cutter Bay Kennels on October 14, 2011, 10:09:37 pm
Terry,

Let's hear some more. I know your writers have been working overtime on this one.  ;D


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: SCHitemHard on October 14, 2011, 10:13:49 pm
TNhillbilly "I run plotts. Therefore I can never seem to get them hogs stopped!"


i didnt see this one  :laugh: :laugh:


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Zaneo on October 14, 2011, 10:16:22 pm
Lol


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Critter Catcher on October 14, 2011, 10:16:49 pm
The black cross the road because White Power heading his way...no wait f'n dog just turned right what he!!


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: T-Bob Parker on October 14, 2011, 10:20:46 pm
The black cross the road because White Power heading his way...no wait f'n dog just turned right what he!!
did she do it again?


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Critter Catcher on October 14, 2011, 10:22:11 pm
The black cross the road because White Power heading his way...no wait f'n dog just turned right what he!!
We really need the modify back with autocorrect
The black boar crossed the road because White Power was heading his way... No wait f'n dog just turned right, what the he!!


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: 5G ybmc on October 14, 2011, 10:25:44 pm
man o man this is deep.


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Purebreedcolt on October 14, 2011, 10:25:51 pm
Zachw dang it I fell again and can't get up someone help me


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: cward on October 14, 2011, 10:42:22 pm
That dang ole hog cross twat yu ne making fun of my speiling to. Im on my way tithe top!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Cutter Bay Kennels on October 14, 2011, 10:46:17 pm
That dang ole hog cross twat yu ne making fun of my speiling to. Im on my way tithe top!!!!!!!!!!!

JP please translate. I'm completely lost. Chance, glad to see you're still kicking.


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: T-Bob Parker on October 14, 2011, 11:35:29 pm
Dub; when my dogos grow up....

Noah: all this discussion of road crossing reminds me of a story....

Mrs Dinah: i was just trying to take his temperature....

Purebreedcolt: he outran my old rcd

Boarninja: he took one look at my new body by crossfit.....

Uglydog: i dont know, but put your d@#% number on your collars....

Rueben: i tied a hot dog weenie to him to test my pups

Legendkiller: run as far as you like, i hold the long range marksmanship record....

Ethd night shift: blah blah blah, blah blah ..... .........

more fun tomorrow.... Maybe.


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: SCHitemHard on October 14, 2011, 11:37:28 pm
this is too funny :D


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Cutter Bay Kennels on October 14, 2011, 11:37:33 pm
You've got some dandies there son.  ;)


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Circle C on October 15, 2011, 06:43:03 am
*like*


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Zaneo on October 15, 2011, 07:17:46 am
Lol it gets better!!


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: cward on October 15, 2011, 07:27:40 am
There will be less and less hogs crossing the roads we are starting a new breed of blueticks there called small game bluehicks.they they got a little hick in them. :D


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: tnhillbilly on October 16, 2011, 02:42:58 pm
Cutter bay -  cant catch hogs, might as well go into the chicken business.


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: tnhillbilly on October 16, 2011, 02:46:05 pm
This is pretty dang funny, by the way.  Keep it going.  :D


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Cutter Bay Kennels on October 16, 2011, 04:06:02 pm
Cutter bay -  cant catch hogs, might as well go into the chicken business.

Tnhillbilly "Well, that settles it. These plotts ain't stopped one single hog. I'm going home to post them on the dogtrade. I'll tell everyone I'm just busy with work (even though I just post on the night shift thread all night long).  >:D Then, it is baby making time."   ;) 


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: SCHitemHard on October 16, 2011, 05:33:14 pm
 rolleyes


 ;D


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: zachW on October 16, 2011, 05:41:04 pm
The hog crossed the road because purebreedcolt was In the brush taking a dump because his system can't handle corn dogs and everyone was waiting on him to get get done. And TColt was trying to convince me that dogos do magic tricks and can fly


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Reuben on October 16, 2011, 08:38:57 pm
I wanted to test some pups this evening but I was out of wieners... :o :(


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: T-Bob Parker on October 16, 2011, 09:11:16 pm
Mr Rueben, don't take it wrong, its all in jest.


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Reuben on October 16, 2011, 09:15:16 pm
jus funnin ;D :)


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: T-Bob Parker on October 16, 2011, 09:24:44 pm
Cool, just making sure ;) I joke too hard from time to time. Actually in the doghouse right now over picking at the wife too hard  ;D


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Cutter Bay Kennels on October 18, 2011, 04:31:09 pm
btt for TOM  ;D


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: tnhillbilly on October 18, 2011, 04:46:38 pm
Cutter bay -  cant catch hogs, might as well go into the chicken business.

Tnhillbilly "Well, that settles it. These plotts ain't stopped one single hog. I'm going home to post them on the dogtrade. I'll tell everyone I'm just busy with work (even though I just post on the night shift thread all night long).  >:D Then, it is baby making time."   ;) 
cutter bay-  cause I packed my dogs to somebody else's Bay. And the hog snuck out while I was arguing over who's dogs Bayed it.


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: Cutter Bay Kennels on October 18, 2011, 04:48:16 pm
Cutter bay -  cant catch hogs, might as well go into the chicken business.

Tnhillbilly "Well, that settles it. These plotts ain't stopped one single hog. I'm going home to post them on the dogtrade. I'll tell everyone I'm just busy with work (even though I just post on the night shift thread all night long).  >:D Then, it is baby making time."   ;) 
cutter bay-  cause I packed my dogs to somebody else's Bay. And the hog snuck out while I was arguing over who's dogs Bayed it.

You know you smiled


Cutter Bay Kennels
Big Game Blueticks


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: tnhillbilly on October 18, 2011, 04:50:45 pm
 ;D


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: dub on October 18, 2011, 10:21:01 pm
Why does T-Bob get to say what he would say? I can't come up with anything clever so somebody help me out.


Title: Re: whyd the hog cross the road
Post by: T-Bob Parker on October 19, 2011, 01:45:32 am
I wish the dang hog tonight would've just crossed a road! This mean lil boosturd kept swim the rice canal! That crap was probably 8foot deep and COLDER THAN A WITCHES TIT!!!!!