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Title: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: Noah on October 24, 2011, 07:29:27 pm
Yours truly....  ;D   ...Been a while since me and my wife April made the rounds on the "social scene" but we had a real good time... I went as the "scary butcher" and she went as "sexy Dorothy" from OZ  ;D
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm192/aprilcmetzger/MeApe.jpg)

Made a two handed meat clever out of 3/4" pine that I saw used in an old black and white documentary about the old slaughter houses... they used to use this thing to "halve" a beef by hand... SCARY CHIT to actually see done  :o ;D

Them city folk wasn't real sure if'n I was actually a party guest or a walk in...  ;) ;D
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm192/aprilcmetzger/TheButcher.jpg)


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: cward on October 24, 2011, 07:55:30 pm
Dang Noah if you would have tied a rope to you. You would have looked like a used!! Well im going to keep it clean.lol


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: dub on October 24, 2011, 07:57:51 pm
Man that blood is way to bright to be anything but what Chance was talking about rolleyes


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: Noah on October 24, 2011, 07:58:13 pm
HAHAHA  ;D


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: T-Bob Parker on October 24, 2011, 08:41:34 pm
Nice.


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: shankem on October 24, 2011, 08:56:37 pm
Sweeeet!


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: dub on October 24, 2011, 09:10:16 pm
I do like the meat clever.


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: Riley W on October 24, 2011, 09:15:59 pm
nice :)


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: Noah on October 24, 2011, 09:21:26 pm
.... a better angle of my masterpiece  ;D  Any of yall ever seen that old video of how they used to split a steer down the spine with one of these?  On the assembly line at the slaughterhouse, one man's job was to do nothing but this... CRAZY to see a full size beef split in half with just a few strokes from one of these bad boys  :o  ... I'd like to have a real one some day... no use for it, but it's got to be one of the baddest cutting instruments ever made!  :D


(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm192/aprilcmetzger/IMAG0061.jpg)


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: Circle C on October 24, 2011, 09:23:31 pm
Noah, you gotta be careful what costumes you choose. Sometimes they become you.... Ten years ago I put on a fat suit. Enough said.


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: Noah on October 24, 2011, 09:28:07 pm
HAHA, you may be onto somethin' there Chris!!!   ;D

Next yr I've decided to go as Richard Simmons... so in ten/eleven years be on the lookout everybody :o ;D


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: Critter Catcher on October 24, 2011, 09:34:49 pm
HAHA, you may be onto somethin' there Chris!!!   ;D

Next yr I've decided to go as Richard Simmons... so in ten/eleven years be on the lookout everybody :o ;D

Haha so watch out for a gay butcher sweating to the oldy while splitting a steer with a huge clever  :D


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: T-Bob Parker on October 25, 2011, 10:26:59 am
HAHA, you may be onto somethin' there Chris!!!   ;D

Next yr I've decided to go as Richard Simmons... so in ten/eleven years be on the lookout everybody :o ;D

Haha so watch out for a gay butcher sweating to the oldy while splitting a steer with a huge clever  :D

Richard Simmons is gay??????? He told me that hug was strictly platonic!!!!


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: KevinO. on October 25, 2011, 12:27:43 pm
Noah,

Your costume is great but can you please post a better shot of the "sexy Dorothy" from OZ.....  :-X  ;) ;) ;)

j/k...j/k!  I'm married to a wonderful girl! 

Maybe just one shot. LOL!

KO   


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: djhogdogger on October 25, 2011, 01:04:09 pm
 Great costumes! Love them both!


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: Peachcreek on October 25, 2011, 02:42:32 pm
HAHA, you may be onto somethin' there Chris!!!   ;D

Next yr I've decided to go as Richard Simmons... so in ten/eleven years be on the lookout everybody :o ;D

Haha so watch out for a gay butcher sweating to the oldy while splitting a steer with a huge clever  :D

lmao ;D

Richard Simmons is gay??????? He told me that hug was strictly platonic!!!!


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: Noah on October 25, 2011, 05:06:26 pm
HAHA, here you go KO.... looked through all the photos I got of that night  :o ;D .... this is the only one I could find that is still somewhat PG-13  ;D .... the rest of the outfit was "short on material" if you know what I mean   :laugh: ;D ;D  All the girls basically dress up like "hookers in high heels" for holloween around here lol... makes for some good scenerey  ;D   (April's gonna kick my A$$ if she sees this  ;D )

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm192/aprilcmetzger/imagejpeg_2_5.jpg)


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: tuskbuster on October 25, 2011, 05:37:34 pm
u definantly  married up NOAH ;D
looks like ya'll had a blast


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: Noah on October 25, 2011, 05:40:50 pm
u definantly  married up NOAH ;D

Yes, yes I did.... stilll waitin' on her to figure that out  ;D


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: T-Bob Parker on October 25, 2011, 06:26:17 pm
Noah, dont put me on the same list as bear grills, but, that photo might could turn Richard Simmons. >:D


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: Noah on October 25, 2011, 06:52:19 pm
Thankyou  ;D


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: KevinO. on October 26, 2011, 10:11:16 am
 ;D ;D ;D

That's great!  My wife doesn't give me the camera anymore because all my pictures look just like that one!  LOL!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 

Kevin O.


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: hogaholicswife on October 26, 2011, 12:01:24 pm
Great costume!  That boogers me on this side of the screen lol I can only imagine what they were thinking in person :laugh:


Title: Re: And the "Scariest costume of the night goes to...."
Post by: dub on October 26, 2011, 09:08:50 pm
I used a ditch bank blade at work before. Forget the machette that blade will go through a small tree in one hit. Most people don't like swinging it all day and complain it is too heavy but I thought it was fun ;D Just don't wal around with a real one because someone might call the police.

This is a picture I found on the web so you can see the size. This is not me just from the web.
(http://i880.photobucket.com/albums/ac8/crazydub/DBB.jpg)