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Title: The Texas Department of Employment: A MUST READ!!!!!
Post by: Spencer on November 08, 2011, 09:26:04 am
The Texas Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
 
GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
 
RANCHER: ”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life.
He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”
 
GOV’T AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.”
 
RANCHER: “That would be me.”


Title: Re: The Texas Department of Employment: A MUST READ!!!!!
Post by: Sam3030 on November 08, 2011, 09:30:14 am
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Title: Re: The Texas Department of Employment: A MUST READ!!!!!
Post by: Tfrancis on November 08, 2011, 09:55:59 am
Hahahahaha thats funny right there :D


Title: Re: The Texas Department of Employment: A MUST READ!!!!!
Post by: uglydog on November 08, 2011, 10:24:19 am
good one


Title: Re: The Texas Department of Employment: A MUST READ!!!!!
Post by: Peachcreek on November 08, 2011, 08:57:09 pm
 ;D


Title: Re: The Texas Department of Employment: A MUST READ!!!!!
Post by: Wormy Dog Kennels on November 08, 2011, 08:59:24 pm
Good one Spence!!!