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Title: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: bayed hard hog dogs on February 08, 2012, 01:02:49 am
 This is some of the changes he'll be making vote if you would like .Just sometimes like to give my big brother a little $hit so come on in cast your vote on with ever you like lol.


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 08, 2012, 08:24:20 am
Oooooooo NOOOOO YOU DIDN'T.  LMAO

Gonna have to pull your Yeller permit for this dingleberry.

But I voted anyway. Haha.


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: RyanTBH on February 08, 2012, 08:29:47 am
Good stuff!  ;D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: SCHitemHard on February 08, 2012, 09:52:24 am
gonna need to get a permit huh?


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: halfbreed on February 08, 2012, 10:31:20 am
just like any other political org. with a president . spending good money for a bad product . then promoting it as the best . >:D >:D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: bayed hard hog dogs on February 08, 2012, 11:53:33 am
Yeah schitemhard looking like right now to raise a yeller we are gonna need a permit lol and /or have the president to look the dog over before it can be classified as a true ybmc all light face yellers will be called yellow labs or the powdery culls.  ;D And to halfbreed you know how them political candidates are will all be drinking that free bubble up aka yellow coolade and eating that rainbow stu aka vanilla yogurt.


Payed for by friends of yellow black mask Inc
 


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: UNDERDOG on February 08, 2012, 11:55:55 am
NONE OF THE ABOVE.......He is a racist!!!!!  ;D

BLACK POWER!!!!!!   :o


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: bayed hard hog dogs on February 08, 2012, 12:07:34 pm
NONE OF THE ABOVE.......He is a racist!!!!!  ;D

BLACK POWER!!!!!!   :o
lmao owh hell now he'll be talking bad about what he calls THE CROWS  O0. Underdog don't worry I think he has a Little tweety in his blood line  ;D or even some black Perry dogs  >:D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 08, 2012, 01:22:38 pm
Hahaha I should have known I would have to deflect political heat from all you democratic minded hound hunters.  :laugh:


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: SCHitemHard on February 08, 2012, 04:26:11 pm
so where do i apply for one ??? ;D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 08, 2012, 05:43:36 pm
so where do i apply for one ??? ;D

First send your application fee of $100 to me. I will then evaluate if your application is accepted or denied.
NON REFUNDABLE

If approved you will need to send me $150 for your all inclosed "Is my Yeller really a Yeller" test kit. NON REFUNDABLE

Then if the test comes back as positive you will be mailed a letter of recognition for being "Awesome" and your picture will be published in you local newspaper as "The town hero" with an option to date the homecoming queen if she is of legal age.

If the test comes back negative you will be be classified with your local state department as a threat to society and listed on the FBI's terrorist list and subjected to waterboarding.

If it comes back with any Catahoula ........you will be read your last rights and given a cigarette with option of a blind fold.

All ladies  applications must include a photo of yourself...I mean with the dog you wish to register.. :o


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Lance on February 08, 2012, 05:59:21 pm
  IF WE ARE GOING TO MAKE THIS POITICAL THEN WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A GOOD SCANDAL ! IF WE CANT UNCOVER ONE OURSELVES THEN WE NEED TO MAKE ONE UP. MAYBE HIS BEST YBM IS 1/16 POODLE ? THERES A POODLE IN THE WOOD PILE !


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Bar W on February 08, 2012, 07:47:04 pm
We can photo shop a catahoula into one his yeller dog pics. That'll start a scandal. Then he can cry and say he's sorry for losing the faith. :) only $250 to have a certified YBM that's a deal! :)


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 08, 2012, 07:58:38 pm
Hard to start a scandal on somebody that airs the dirty laundry ahead of time.

Did I inhale?     YES
Did I have relations with that woman?  YES
Do I have a forged birth certificate and really from Hawaii?  YES
Did I plant nuclear missles in Iraq? YES
Will I utilize cooperate funds for personal gain? YES
AM I A CROOK?  HELL YES ALWAYS

That got the rest elected so why not me!


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: M Bennet on February 08, 2012, 09:57:08 pm
Ybm, I could run agianst u we both have yellers . Some are same blood so that makes us the same.lol. j/k


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: UNDERDOG on February 08, 2012, 11:07:02 pm
Hard to start a scandal on somebody that airs the dirty laundry ahead of time.

Did I inhale?     YES
Did I have relations with that woman?  YES
Do I have a forged birth certificate and really from Hawaii?  YES
Did I plant nuclear missles in Iraq? YES
Will I utilize cooperate funds for personal gain? YES
AM I A CROOK?  HELL YES ALWAYS

That got the rest elected so why not me!


The REAL scandal is that he keeps a secret yard of catahoulas and black dogs that he really catches all his hogs with ....the whole campaign is a scam to try to actually find a good yeller dawg  :o


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: UNDERDOG on February 08, 2012, 11:11:20 pm
And y'all heard the leaked campaign slogan??

"Yeller dawgs...just another pretty face "  >:D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: UNDERDOG on February 08, 2012, 11:24:34 pm
Besides .....what kinda YBM president has a cut out of a catahoula on there fancy dog trailer huh?.....makes you wonder.

I intend to prove in the next week of his campaign that he is a closet colored dog lover....ha ha ha !!!!


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 08, 2012, 11:34:33 pm
The ear of the leader must ring with the voices of the people.



Also in response to your cynical catahoula remarks Bryant....A thousand forests have began with a single acorn.   :-*


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 08, 2012, 11:41:41 pm
I also will begin to lobby for all non Yeller dog photos to be deemed as spam.


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Lance on February 08, 2012, 11:52:13 pm
  Yall sound too smart to be president ! We should elect a dumb a$$ and yall could be his behind the scene advisers. Are yall going to push through a mandatory vet care bill ? How do yall feel about abortion shots for ybm gips that accidentally get knocked up by catahoola males ? Should the owner have to pay for them or should they be free ? Should we declare a National Holiday and call it Weatherford Ben Day ? There are a lot of topics to be discussed before election day !


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 09, 2012, 12:33:09 am
Just remember...In politics, stupidity is not a handicap..  rolleyes





Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Zaneo on February 09, 2012, 12:43:59 am
If you got yella dogs the only use for catahoulas is one on each end of the kennels to keep the fleas off the yella dogs!  Lol >:D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 09, 2012, 12:49:44 am
If you got yella dogs the only use for catahoulas is one on each end of the kennels to keep the fleas off the yella dogs!  Lol >:D

Well put Z. I will grant you pardons from all your taxes this year for that cheerful and uplifting quote.

Consider your hand shook and baby kissed.  ;D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: cward on February 09, 2012, 06:45:46 am
OK I still not convinced.  What is your platform? What makes you better than the other Yeller dog candidates?  What is your opinion on agenda 21 coming to the yeller dog world?  Are you pro cull or non pro cull? Do you plan on raising the price of yeller dog pups to only line your pockets? Is there anyone on your campaign committee that has any hounds,cats,or black dogs? Have You ever had one of your yeller dogs to have an affair with a hound?


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: SCHitemHard on February 09, 2012, 06:51:56 am
OK I still not convinced.  What is your platform? What makes you better than the other Yeller dog candidates?  What is your opinion on agenda 21 coming to the yeller dog world?  Are you pro cull or non pro cull? Do you plan on raising the price of yeller dog pups to only line your pockets? Is there anyone on your campaign committee that has any hounds,cats,or black dogs? Have You ever had one of your yeller dogs to have an affair with a hound?

uh oh got a challenge...

YBM dont you turn out to be a post turtle.

now when i send you my app. does that count as a tax exempt?


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 09, 2012, 09:17:46 am
1.  No more papers to justify a so called good Yeller dog. KEEP OR CULL.

2.  Prices will be kept reasonable. No more $800 and up on a 6 week old pup. Seriously are they lined with platinum?

3.  Tails.........all I can say is a boat goes in circles without a rudder....Tails people tails..they need em and they want em.

4.  Short and squatty.  Check to make sure it ain't a DUCK. Keep some leggs under the yellers boyz.

5.  My political platform....hmmmmmm..  I AIN'T GOT NO D@#M PLATFORM.  WE TAKING IT BACK TO THA STREET PEOPLE!

6. Unplanned breedings will be handled with lynch mob justice. No court no jury just track the sorry SOB down and make him pay. Yeller gyp will be immediately sent to post rape counciling and the pups will be CULLED or classified Full blood Registered Catahoula and put on the dog trade as finished strike dogs no trial.  >:D

Disclaimer:   The views of YELLOWBLACKMASK are not affiliated or supported by the SPCA, Holy Order of Fraternal Chicken Friers, Mothers of Orphaned Whales, or NALC.


KEEP EM STRAIGHT AND KEEP EM YELLER..........TELL YA MAMAS! !!!


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: bayed hard hog dogs on February 09, 2012, 09:35:59 am
Ybm there are rumors around about there being a potential cross of one yellow dog by the name of gunner, is there any truth to the rumor  >:D also when will you be announcing your committee?  It is also been rumored that you have even had your wife to Dy her hair blonde, is there any truth to this rumor?


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: t.wilbanks on February 09, 2012, 09:40:33 am
The Almighty Crow!!!!    :o                    TRAITOR!!!!  

He is just like Obama!! He dont even know what color he is!!!!    O0



Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: bayed hard hog dogs on February 09, 2012, 09:45:09 am
Hell wilbanks I was looking at my messages and it poped up I was trying to figure out who that was FUNNY STUFF THERE I LOVE IT! !!


Title: Re: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: boone823 on February 09, 2012, 09:45:37 am
Hilarious

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Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Mike on February 09, 2012, 09:47:41 am
This is how all his litters begin... then he wraps tape around their muzzles and bleaches them out!!!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/DEERHUNTER280/82e69df1.jpg)


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Lance on February 09, 2012, 10:00:44 am
WIVES OF ALL MEMBERS SHOULD BLEACH THEIR HAIR AND WEAR BLACK LIPSTICK !


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 09, 2012, 10:41:30 am
So political corruption finally rears its ugly head in the form of an inside job from non believers. 

To may faithful followers:

" The first sign of corruption in a society that is alive is that the end justifies the means.


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: cward on February 09, 2012, 11:46:04 am
I'm not sure but it looks like you might be a little politically  swade.   :D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: UNDERDOG on February 09, 2012, 11:58:24 am
Here is y'alls potential pres with......TWO BLACK dogs.....what gives??



(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l466/mirandafaye_2008_2008/hoghunt7-4-11008.jpg)


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Cutter Bay Kennels on February 09, 2012, 12:00:19 pm

(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l466/mirandafaye_2008_2008/hoghunt7-4-11008.jpg)


Why's that Ninja got a gun?   ;D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 09, 2012, 12:22:16 pm
Its the only way we could figure out how to get a black dog in a picture with a caught hog it to bring em in after the Yeller dog found it for them. ;) ;D

I always like to try and get along with foreign forms of goverment.


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: TShelly on February 09, 2012, 12:32:04 pm
Its the only way we could figure out how to get a black dog in a picture with a caught hog it to bring em in after the Yeller dog found it for them. ;) ;D

I always like to try and get along with foreign forms of goverment.

Yeah it's hard to get pictures of those dang black dogs with caught hogs... Only cuz they already rolled off and are running down the rest of the hogs!!! :) :)


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: UNDERDOG on February 09, 2012, 12:38:59 pm
Its the only way we could figure out how to get a black dog in a picture with a caught hog it to bring em in after the Yeller dog found it for them. ;) ;D

I always like to try and get along with foreign forms of goverment.

Typical politician.....spin it all you want it is all lies and trickery. Two vs one..the pic don't lie ;D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 09, 2012, 12:44:37 pm
Lmao. What better way to get rid of a flock of crows than to feed em some poisoned Yeller corn.


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: TShelly on February 09, 2012, 12:53:37 pm
Its the only way we could figure out how to get a black dog in a picture with a caught hog it to bring em in after the Yeller dog found it for them. ;) ;D

I always like to try and get along with foreign forms of goverment.

We'll see who's drinking which cool aid in 3 weeks at the Blake Granburry Memorial ;)


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: TShelly on February 09, 2012, 12:55:11 pm
Lmao. What better way to get rid of a flock of crows than to feed em some poisoned Yeller corn.

Can't wait to shake your hand good sir :) it sure is entertaining messing with you yella boys


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 09, 2012, 03:50:40 pm
Lmao. What better way to get rid of a flock of crows than to feed em some poisoned Yeller corn.

Can't wait to shake your hand good sir :) it sure is entertaining messing with you yella boys

Haha likewise bro. We still coming thata way. Just let me know who you are. Don't want my secret service guys to take you down. Lol


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Lance on February 09, 2012, 04:52:48 pm
  THE SECRET SERVICE AGENTS WILL BE WEARING YELLOW GUCHI SUITS WITH BLACK GATOR BOOTS AND BLACK TOP HATS ! PIMPIN AINT EASY AND TRICKIN AINT FREE !  O0


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 09, 2012, 05:36:43 pm
Lmao!! :D :D

They also will be ordered to taze on sight for anything that rymes with houla.


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: 2Kranch on February 09, 2012, 06:57:54 pm
i believe that should be a SOS offense


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Lance on February 09, 2012, 09:07:26 pm
 I CANT BELIEVE THIS THREAD HAS LASTED THIS LONG ! LOVE IT ! WISH I WOULD HAVE JOINED THIS SITE ALONG TIME AGO. I LIVE IN CENTRAL TEXAS , WHERE DO YALL LIVE ? ID LIKE TO GET TOGETHER FOR A HUNT IF WE ARENT TO FAR APART .


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Jasonmac on February 09, 2012, 09:22:01 pm
Aint this a bunch of bull Myles for president lmfao here is a few pics i took while visiting ole ybm a couple of months ago...



(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l466/mirandafaye_2008_2008/IMG_20120207_150030.jpg)

(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l466/mirandafaye_2008_2008/IMG_20111215_142637.jpg)

(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l466/mirandafaye_2008_2008/IMG_20120202_133921.jpg)

(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l466/mirandafaye_2008_2008/IMG_20111231_172426-1.jpg)

(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l466/mirandafaye_2008_2008/IMG_20111231_172349.jpg)



Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 09, 2012, 09:35:31 pm
Clarity boys Clarity.

Let me tackle this one.

#1 pic.  " lost and dragging sack" as expected!

#2 pic....." definitely Mike/Bryant/ or Jasonmacs yard. It is way to clean to be my yard!

#3 pic.... "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" >:D

#4 pic... " its lonely being at the top of your game and being subjected to heckling by crows"

# 5 pic..." is my bond posted yet?" If so let me tha *@#% out of here!  popo


All photoshopped as expected by the opposing presidential parties. 


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Lance on February 09, 2012, 09:52:20 pm
  YALL CAN HAVE THE PRESIDENT AND VISE PRESIDENT POSITIONS! I WANA BE TREASURER ! MAKE ME TREASURER AND ILL SHOW YOU A SCANDAL ! >:D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Strike Dog Kennels on February 09, 2012, 10:08:00 pm
The proof is in boys.  One of YBM's lead sires strays from home to chase the girls next door.  These pups were rejected from the Yeller Compound and is asking for a shot at Jerry Springer for DNA results and respect.  It is called responsibility YBM.  If you can't control your dogs then you are gonna have to take care of the illegitimates.


(http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k516/Yardbird2/CopyofScannedImage-2.jpg)
Are you my daddy?

I have a picture of the female that was forced to participate, but the opposing side and her are currently negotiating the terms.


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: TShelly on February 09, 2012, 10:15:57 pm
Clarity boys Clarity.

Let me tackle this one.

#1 pic.  " lost and dragging sack" as expected!

#2 pic....." definitely Mike/Bryant/ or Jasonmacs yard. It is way to clean to be my yard!

#3 pic.... "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" >:D

#4 pic... " its lonely being at the top of your game and being subjected to heckling by crows"

# 5 pic..." is my bond posted yet?" If so let me tha *@#% out of here!  popo


All photoshopped as expected by the opposing presidential parties. 

LOL that was funny stuff right there


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Jasonmac on February 09, 2012, 10:17:02 pm
The proof is in boys.  One of YBM's lead sires strays from home to chase the girls next door.  These pups were rejected from the Yeller Compound and is asking for a shot at Jerry Springer for DNA results and respect.  It is called responsibility YBM.  If you can't control your dogs then you are gonna have to take care of the illegitimates.


(http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k516/Yardbird2/CopyofScannedImage-2.jpg)
Are you my daddy?

I have a picture of the female that was forced to participate, but the opposing side and her are currently negotiating the terms.



your so busted myles........


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 09, 2012, 10:20:07 pm
Hahahah. No baby daddies here. I promise I know the culprit well. He is the half lab half camo spoof down the road.

You really need to come to terms with those pups. No matter what you tell yourself or the world you can't make em camo's YELLER.

NEXT??????????  bring on tha bazzztard children accusations.


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: bayed hard hog dogs on February 10, 2012, 07:30:59 am
Perhaps ybm will announce his running party , then he will have partners to help him with all this heat lol! !


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: TShelly on February 10, 2012, 08:18:37 am
Perhaps ybm will announce his running party , then he will have partners to help him with all this heat lol! !

I think I found his running mate!!! lol Big E sent this to me and Boarninja last week when he rode south


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: TShelly on February 10, 2012, 08:19:09 am
(http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp289/baseball_10_03/e1e25080.jpg)


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: bayed hard hog dogs on February 10, 2012, 08:27:03 am
T Shelly that's funny, he is gonna need a county commissioner maby even Sara Paylon  :-\


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: cward on February 10, 2012, 08:33:16 am
Know that's a brand of integrity that you can trust.  ;D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 10, 2012, 08:59:32 am
My proposed cabinet.

Listed in order of support rendered!

1.  VP.....LANCE.  Don't know ya but love tha support. You will be handy in a gun fight.

2.  Treasure...ZANEO... Gotta love that Catahoula joke.  I need somone with a sense of humor handling my money

3.  Secretary of State...M Bennet... Fellow bird of a feather...

4.  Chief of Staff... BAYEDHARDHOGDOGS...You are this far down this list mainly for starting this d@*m post. But I need a coffee maker.  ;D
5.  Foreign Advisors.... MIKE, TSHELLY, JASONMAC.......I want to keep yall at a distance and under full time surveillance and scrutiny.   ;)

5. Litter Abatement Officers.....  BRYANT, STRIKEDOGKENNEL......... Guess what boyzzz.. who wants to be pooper scooper?

6. I will need some female applicants for personal aides.  Send your resume and bikini shot to my Vp for initial screening.


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: SCHitemHard on February 10, 2012, 09:53:40 am
kinda dissapointed, i thought i was the personal cook or somethin :laugh:


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Jasonmac on February 10, 2012, 10:16:12 am
Myles here is the first 3 applicants you received!!!!!! >:D   Atleast you will have a few hiding spots...



(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l466/mirandafaye_2008_2008/myles3.jpg)

(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l466/mirandafaye_2008_2008/myles.jpg)

(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l466/mirandafaye_2008_2008/mylesjpg1.jpg)

(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l466/mirandafaye_2008_2008/myles2.jpg)


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 10, 2012, 10:29:36 am
LMFAO!!!!!!!

What the h#*l Jasonmac. You are supposed to be overseas advising something.

SCHitemhard you can be utilized as my seal team 6 operative. Slowly and quietly I need you to start taking out all these felonious accusers. >:D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Lance on February 10, 2012, 10:33:57 am
  SEND THOSE BIKINI SHOTS IN THE FORM OF SCRATCH AND SNIFF STICKERS ! THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN GETTING TO EMBEZEL FUNDS AS TREASURER !


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: t.wilbanks on February 10, 2012, 10:55:34 am
SCHitemhard, I see that your ol lady gave Jasonmac her application... I know she makes some awesome looking cookies, but DANG!!!

Tell her to either try sharing them once in a while or try some low fat recipes...   >:D  :-X  :P               






Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: bayed hard hog dogs on February 10, 2012, 11:13:36 am
Boys I don't think I have ever laugh so much on here this is some funny $hit , and to my new boss wtf chief of staff I thought I could be atleast the dog feeder  ??? But hell still better then Popper scooper lol lmao  :laugh:


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Lance on February 10, 2012, 11:25:58 am
18 TO 80, BLIND, CRIPPLED, OR CRAZY. SHORT, TALL, OR " WALL TO WALL". I MUST ADMIT I LOVE THEM ALL !!!!! :o

SHE LOOKS LIKE ALL OF US HUGGING BUT SHES GOT A REAL PRETTY FACE !!! :-*


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: SCHitemHard on February 10, 2012, 11:48:57 am
ybm id like to ground ol gunther over there.... popo

ill make sure them ears cant fly no more


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: t.wilbanks on February 10, 2012, 12:40:35 pm
ybm id like to ground ol gunther over there.... popo

ill make sure them ears cant fly no more

 ;D  Dont go getting your ol ladys panties in a wad...  They are perfectly good bed sheets!!!  :laugh:  :P


And by the looks of his other personal aids, he wont need you for a cook... more like a jenny craig consultant...  :o


Title: Re: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: J.Prince on February 10, 2012, 12:51:26 pm
SC don't worry about Gunther. I went ahead and posted an action shot of him and his girl for her application

(http://img.tapatalk.com/aefd450f-6687-adc2.jpg)

;D
They said the honeymoon was going great til she hopped up there and tried to hit him with ol swivel hips then her knees gave out and he was trapped for a couple hours.... Poor guy... glad to see you made a full recovery though buddy. ;D :D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: t.wilbanks on February 10, 2012, 12:58:46 pm
Thanks J. Prince!!!   They said i was clinically dead by the time they got a crane in there to get her off me...

But luckily the harness broke as they lifted her up, and i guess the pressure from her landing on my chest got my ticker going again...


But you gotta admit... she has some sexy thighs!!!  :-*


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: T-Bob Parker on February 10, 2012, 01:08:00 pm
Gawd!!! That looks like a hippo with a giraffe up its culo!!


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: t.wilbanks on February 10, 2012, 01:11:38 pm
Gawd!!! That looks like a hippo with a giraffe up its culo!!

You watch your mouth buddy!!!!   >:(  :'(           :D  :D

Hippo chiting a giraffe...  :o


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Bar W on February 10, 2012, 01:26:53 pm
I wanna know what kind of diplomatic immunity will be awarded to any line of non YBM dogs that finds and catches it's on hogs. Also will this be in the form of yellow paint so they look good catching hogs or will they be allowed to die the roots?


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 10, 2012, 08:06:53 pm
OMG. J.PRINCE....Is that a whale eating a tic-tac?

I appreciate the color scheme. YELLER drawers,  YELLER bed sheet and a BLACK bra.  You nearly had me sold.

Mark,

Absolutely no blondes out of a bottle are allowed. Keep em all natural. 


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: HDMdogs on February 10, 2012, 09:08:18 pm
OMG. J.PRINCE....Is that a whale eating a tic-tac?

I appreciate the color scheme. YELLER drawers,  YELLER bed sheet and a BLACK bra.  You nearly had me sold.

Mark,

Absolutely no blondes out of a bottle are allowed. Keep em all natural. 

Shes all Natural actually too NATURAL!!
One of monty's lady friends sent this to me, said she will do whatever it takes to apply for a position, ANY positon!  :D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: HDMdogs on February 10, 2012, 09:10:00 pm
she had me drooling so much i forgot to share her pic (http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff495/dylan_walker3/fattt.jpg)


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: bayed hard hog dogs on February 10, 2012, 09:45:42 pm
This just in it has been rumored that monty has houlas at his residence meeting called to all committee members by the chief of staff , saying that if the accounts about Mister Bennett are correct he will need to stand down from his cabinet seat.  :o and be labeled as a posser. Jk with you Monty  >:D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Strike Dog Kennels on February 10, 2012, 10:35:27 pm
Is it the same selection "culling" process for the yeller black mouth dogs as it is for the office aides?

 
But hell still better then Popper scooper lol lmao  :laugh:
I'd rather be outside with pooper scooper than inside with the office aides.


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: 2Kranch on February 11, 2012, 08:49:13 am
i found a potential first lady.
(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l466/mirandafaye_2008_2008/images-3.jpg)
i aint hatin on you brother


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 11, 2012, 10:15:54 am
And I found a new VP!

Well done son. NOW GO FIND HER SISTER!


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: bayed hard hog dogs on February 11, 2012, 10:26:00 am
She is smoking to most of us but for the president she will not work wrong color hair and to tan lol ,will need a blonde albino with black lipstick >:(


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Lance on February 11, 2012, 03:51:23 pm
   HE CAN HAVE THE V.P. SPOT BECAUSE IM NOT INTERVIEWING THAT ONE ! ILL TAKE THE SPOT OF FOREIGN ADVISOR TO THE NALC. OR I CAN BE THE GUY THAT COVERS UP ALL SCANDALS INVOLVING ALCOHOL, DRUGS, AND PROSTITUTES !


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on February 11, 2012, 03:58:44 pm
   HE CAN HAVE THE V.P. SPOT BECAUSE IM NOT INTERVIEWING THAT ONE ! ILL TAKE THE SPOT OF FOREIGN ADVISOR TO THE NALC. OR I CAN BE THE GUY THAT COVERS UP ALL SCANDALS INVOLVING ALCOHOL, DRUGS, AND PROSTITUTES !

I think our organization has been infiltrated by the camo dog supporters again.
Sad their insecurities have yet again led to the alterations of a picture worthy of being a Yeller dog aide.


But.........I guess that outfit would come in handy on those hot summer hunts! 


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: 2Kranch on February 11, 2012, 06:20:40 pm
i found her sister however she wasnt worthy of posting for our cause. she had RED hair lol.


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: RyanTBH on March 28, 2012, 01:19:08 pm
God almighty ya'll are a trip! I've been laughing so hard I'm crying...  :laugh:


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on March 28, 2012, 09:45:14 pm
Yea sorry man.  We get a little broccoli and cheese in us and things get casseroled perty quick.  ;D

Think this was the pre Alcohol vs Ganja thread...............or maybe it was what spawned it.  >:D

I actually had to read it again. Its like completely different sober!   :o


Kidding Kidding folks! 

Go spank a child!  They all deserve it.  :laugh:


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Lance on March 28, 2012, 10:13:54 pm
 Here we go again ! >:D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: bayed hard hog dogs on March 29, 2012, 12:00:28 am
Myles I can't remember if I was drinking when I started the thread  rolleyes maybe if I would quit smoke weed I could remember  :laugh: o yeah it was funny to see you as the Almighty crow  :laugh: >:D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: SCHitemHard on March 29, 2012, 11:32:46 am
i think i came back just in time ;D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: RyanTBH on March 29, 2012, 01:25:59 pm
Yea sorry man.  We get a little broccoli and cheese in us and things get casseroled perty quick.  ;D

Think this was the pre Alcohol vs Ganja thread...............or maybe it was what spawned it.  >:D 

Go spank a child!  They all deserve it.  :laugh:

It's statements like this that will get you elected, and re-elected my friend!!! LOL! Add another extention to one though... "Go spank a child! They deserve it." LOL! Or you can just go beat baby seals! LOL!  ;) jk jk... All ya'll reefer heads smokin' that devil's lettuce!!!! LMAO!  :laugh:


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: riverbottomhoghunter on April 25, 2012, 08:24:56 am
yellow black mask did you start the poll or did someone elce


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on April 25, 2012, 08:45:30 am
Nope.

This whole crazy thing was started off by a buddy.

FRIENDS
Its hard having them sometimes.  ;)


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on March 21, 2014, 01:34:37 am
Came across this and cried a second time I laughed so hard.

Forgot how many nuts are on here with me.   :D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Irondog87 on March 21, 2014, 12:19:57 pm
My votes in! LOL!!!




Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: jdt on March 21, 2014, 02:34:37 pm
i'm volunteering for the secret service branch !


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Lance on March 21, 2014, 08:38:39 pm
Haha! I had forgot about this one. I just read it all again. Good stuff !


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Lance on March 21, 2014, 09:03:08 pm
This might be a good night to start this thread back up . I just added a 1/4 jar of moonshine to my sweet tea !!  >:D  :o  ;D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on March 22, 2014, 12:29:10 am
This might be a good night to start this thread back up . I just added a 1/4 jar of moonshine to my sweet tea !!  >:D  :o  ;D

Lightweight !

Am only hiring men that add a 1/4 jar of Tea to their Moonshine.  >:D


Title: Re: YELLOWBLACKMASK FOR YELLOW DOG PRESIDENT come cast your vote
Post by: Lance on March 22, 2014, 01:02:29 am
This might be a good night to start this thread back up . I just added a 1/4 jar of moonshine to my sweet tea !!  >:D  :o  ;D

Lightweight !

Am only hiring men that add a 1/4 jar of Tea to their Moonshine.  >:D

I'm already there Myles !! Pimpin ain't pimpin until the yella dogs is limpin !!!! Olay,Olay, Olay, Olay !! Yehaw !