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Title: yall have to read this Post by: Dexter on March 30, 2009, 08:38:58 pm I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted
> > to be when she > > grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. > > Both of her parents, > > liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, > > 'If you were > > President what would be the first thing you would do?' > > She replied, 'I'd > > give food and houses to all the homeless people.' > > > > > > > > Her parents beamed. 'Wow... what a worthy goal.' I > > told her, 'But you don't > > have to wait until you're President to do that. You can > > come over to my > > house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and > > I'll pay you $50. > > Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the > > homeless guy hangs > > out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a > > new house.' She > > thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me > > straight in the eye > > and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over > > and do the work, and you > > can just pay him the $50?' I said, 'Welcome to the > > Republican Party.' > > > > > > > > Her parents still aren't speaking to me my momma sent this to me i hope yall enjoyed it Title: Re: yall have to read this Post by: jdt on March 30, 2009, 08:54:39 pm that says alot !!
Title: Re: yall have to read this Post by: grunterhunter8 on March 31, 2009, 05:37:39 pm Ha that's a good one.
Title: Re: yall have to read this Post by: cward on March 31, 2009, 09:40:40 pm That's Right!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: yall have to read this Post by: HogzgoneWild on March 31, 2009, 09:49:10 pm i don't care who you are, thats funny right there... ;D
Title: Re: yall have to read this Post by: pig snatcher on April 01, 2009, 03:06:57 pm That was good. ;D
Title: Re: yall have to read this Post by: mradel on April 01, 2009, 09:33:42 pm thats about right LOL ;D
Title: Re: yall have to read this Post by: Txhoghunter on April 03, 2009, 09:35:42 pm Amen...still waiting on my Obama check so i can buy a Garmin >:(
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