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Title: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: Strike Dog Kennels on March 08, 2012, 07:14:07 pm Yeller Dog Breeders Beware,
You had better build tops on your dog pens. Those dang crows will fly in when you ain't looking and violate your female dogs. I don't know how this happened. I followed the instructions in the manual issued by the Straight Yeller Club. I've been feeding the yeller dog breeder pellets and I've put the lemonade in their drinking water. YBM I need help. Is there any kind of a pill I can give these pups to reverse the color, or any solution I can dip them into? Mike, did you or Tshelly spray something on my dog feed during the Blake Granberry competition? (http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k516/Yardbird2/Luluspups004.jpg) Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: Black Hog 69 on March 08, 2012, 07:15:13 pm LOL
Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: 2Kranch on March 08, 2012, 07:18:27 pm if you want to cul them give me a call il help you out looks like ol simon.
Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: Strike Dog Kennels on March 08, 2012, 07:23:09 pm Maybe I added too much water to the Make 'Em Yeller Concentrate.
Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: Mike on March 08, 2012, 07:30:41 pm Ha ha ha... I've been telling Myles I was gonna sneak up there get yall's dogs bred when y'all were away.
Looks like it worked!!! Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on March 08, 2012, 07:39:08 pm Yep its what I feared. You been messin with them dang red dogs and look what happened.
Uggggggghhhhhhhh. OK turn to page 72 in the Yellerdog manual. It will give you guidance on what to do during times of Crowage. I have lived my life clean without filth for many years so I am a lil rusty what type of supplies the manual will call for. But if I remember correctly you will probably need a claw hammer, sack of lyme and a shovel! >:D Then you will have to go to page 84 for the directions on post Crowage. It consists of pen bleaching, vendictive head hunting for the father and counciling for the female. When they are all a bad memory call me...........WE NEED TO HAVE SOME REAL TALK! >:( Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: Mike on March 08, 2012, 07:42:38 pm Don't panic Myles... they're just throwbacks to the good dogs all them yella ones came from!!!
Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: 2Kranch on March 08, 2012, 07:45:05 pm my granny had an old 22 she used for crows in her pear trees il dig it outa the safe for you
Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: Peachcreek on March 08, 2012, 07:45:30 pm now thats a good lookin yeller dog litter ;) congrats O0
Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: Strike Dog Kennels on March 08, 2012, 09:31:27 pm I've been re-reading the manual and I realize I skipped some steps. 1) only feed the Old Yeller Brand dog food the full length of the gestation period and 2) make sure the gyp hears the Yellow Rose of Texas song at least once a week.
Does this mean that my yearly membership dues go up in price? Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on March 08, 2012, 10:11:56 pm I've been re-reading the manual and I realize I skipped some steps. 1) only feed the Old Yeller Brand dog food the full length of the gestation period and 2) make sure the gyp hears the Yellow Rose of Texas song at least once a week. Does this mean that my yearly membership dues go up in price? It means your back on YBMC probation and will be scrutinized heavily until your dedication to perfection is reenergized. If I find a shred of internal camo cooruption in your soul you will be tied down and water boarded until you bleed YELLER. Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: Bar W on March 08, 2012, 10:25:24 pm Oh man corruption in the yellow dog camp. Y'all better start a full inquiry right away.
Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: Yelladogwreckincrew on March 08, 2012, 10:39:32 pm Heck just put some masking tape around the muzzles, apply two to three coats of yellow krylon, and let sit over night in dry dehumidified environment.
Then delete an evidence that says different Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: YELLOWBLACKMASK on March 08, 2012, 10:43:56 pm Betrayal can only happen when you love the item Betrayed.
WE WANNA SEE THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATE! Mamma said they were from Hawaii and seeking re-election. (http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h450/YELLOWBLACKMASK/Blackfacepups.jpg) We are gonna bring him back round folks no worries. Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: Lance on March 08, 2012, 10:49:54 pm OMG ! WTH ! Watch Blazing Saddles, It might help. You need to pull a number six on them !
Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: bayed hard hog dogs on March 08, 2012, 11:00:09 pm Well chance old buddy It has been said once you go black you'll never go back O0 lol hope thay work for you bro. Thay do look like Simon and toby lol
Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: 2Kranch on March 09, 2012, 08:11:37 am a #6? is that where the ride in, whoopin and a ridin rompin and a stompin beatin everything but the yellers within a inch of its life. ;D ;D >:D
Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: TShelly on March 09, 2012, 08:18:54 am Finally a post with some good taste!! :) I love it when someone eats crow ahaha
So what's the real story on those little black beauties Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: Lance on March 09, 2012, 08:53:49 am a #6? is that where the ride in, whoopin and a ridin rompin and a stompin beatin everything but the yellers within a inch of its life. ;D ;D >:D Thats it ! Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: Wmwendler on March 09, 2012, 09:32:47 am I smell fear in the yella doggers.
Waylon Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: Strike Dog Kennels on March 09, 2012, 05:24:10 pm Finally a post with some good taste!! :) I love it when someone eats crow ahaha So what's the real story on those little black beauties The real story is this. The mother is a pitt bull female, line of pitts we've had for about 15 years, and the daddy is a yeller black mouth dog that we call Smokey. All pups came out black like those pictured or brown with the white markings. I'm hoping to keep some for catch dogs. YBM don't know it but I'm raising one for him. He'll like them so much when they grow up that he'll be beggin for one. I'll post a photo of the grandpa on the female's side to show how much the pups resemble him. The mother to these pups is spotted, and she looks nothing like the pups. (http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k516/Yardbird2/ScannedImage-4.jpg) The old dog is on the right. The other is a son of him. Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: kerreydw on March 09, 2012, 07:05:03 pm Just tell them they are full blood cats these guys will buy them. kerrey dw
Title: Re: ATTACKED BY THE CROWS!! Post by: driller1987 on March 10, 2012, 07:39:44 am Nice lookin dogs
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