EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

  I thought it would be funny to hear some of the things your buddys always complain about or cry over
when hunting no names
we dont need anybody getting mad
one of the guys i hunt with thanks he is whisperer but he is far from it
he always complains about everybody elses dog
if something goes wrong it wasnt his dogs fault but most times it is
but besides thats he is a good guy just a old women

I knew a good guy that passed away from an accident...but his dog always struck first or bayed first...most of the time it was someone elses dog that really struck and bayed first... :)

sounds like the guy i know

we have to walk that far, cant we drive dam. im not getting wet. were outta beer again. aint got no gas money, can we take yur truck .

Talkin and texting on the Damn phone! Lol

BennEt that's funny

thats not my dog trashing on that skunk, im ready to go home . wife or girl friend calling all the time.

:laugh: rrriiiigggghhhhhttttttt

I'll tattle on myself, I don't like jumping into the water all gung Ho any more. Ive got a couple dogs who will try to push a bay towards me. Also they know how to get back and away from the tusks. Because of this, I can be more deliberate about how and where I go to them. I've seen too many times where I swim to dogs only to find out if I'd have been more patient and calm, I could have avoided swimming and maybe just waded.

as long as its summer time im all for getting in the water  8) winter or under 70 degrees nu huh i aint going

Lol this guy I hunted with was trying to tell me where his dogs
where on a bay and I was the one that was in the action
he could get down there so I grabed his dog for him he must of herd
somthing else he has his own 320 he needs to learn how to us it lol

i had a boy we was coon hunting and dogs started tearin it up he sayed his old dog was treed we started hearin squealin his dog was gettin chased by a 30 pound sholt lol i was laughin he never came back hunting with me again

That's  funny

lol, had a hunting buddy when his dogs where out for a while then came back.  He would smell them and say they had a hog & it must have been huge cause it got away.............Sure.

Hunted with a guy the other day and he claimed first strike when it was my dog. Then he has his dogs in the traier and my dogs strike agian and he said my dogs were on cows. I cannot print what I said but assured him they were not on cows. Then he heard the hog squealing and we go to them. There are 4 hogs and some shoats and my half bulldog catches. The hogs lite out and my female goes with them. I am standing under a high line tracking my dog and he says that my Wildlife will not work under a high line. I tell him to suit yourself but I am going to my dog. She had another hog bayed and the half bulldog caught it.

Not only that but you should have seen him tie a hog. Giant production instead of using loops.

I did not hunt with them the next day but they went to a good place and caught zip, nada, zero, hogs.

My partner aint much for whining or complaining. He just talks more chit that a japanese radio!!! For example here is a text i just got from him, "Ya like you did Monday night. You couldn't beat me to the bay if I had one leg tide up and I was blindfolded". Its all good though i give him a break he aint but a little fella thats only about 15 at heart..... Hahahahahaha

Sounds like my buddy...he's 20yrs younger then me...always saying he's the 1st one there.. I told him ....its like young bull ...ole bull ....young bull said lets run down there an get one ;) of them cows ...ole bull lets walk down there and get them all :)

thats some good stuff
thought this was funny one of my buddies an i went hunting about two miles away from a buddy of ares has a place he calls his honey
hole he doesnt own it no permition one of those deals well me and the guy that i was hunting with know this
and were not try to get on it cuz its his honey hole hehe
well we strike pigs and where do they go thats right the honey hole get the hogs caught get out of there well that guy found out and he calls and crys what are u guys doing hunting my honey hole and he said thats my place and the buddy i was with has been hunting it sience he and i was in diapers  lol stay out of my honey hole those are my hogs
 

I think we all have that problem with our budds. A good garmin wont lie whos at the bay first!!! Or a dog cam

no joke

These hogs run to hard. I'm not walking that far. That's Wat I hear but it's over and over and over! But he always comes back Cus he's got the bug baD and don't hav any dogs  ;D

Ha I love it I think I have heard and used all the above. My buddy would turn his blood dog loose and he would go strait to the dead deer. Hunter would ask what's going on ? He would say oh he is jacking around . Don't know if he is going to find this one. After his dog had ate all the guts up he would say well let's walk down here a bit. He would go to his dog and the hunters would be so happy they would not mention hind quarters missing.

Couple guys I hunt with always over estimate the size of the hogs we catch. Everyone is hogzilla. I hardly ever weigh A hog and couldn't say for sure I've ever caught one over 300 but everyone they catch with or without me is 350 to 500. I just ignore it cause it's funny.

another good one...i get told about how good "ole radar" and and "old belle" are,and it seems to me that they are good as long as that 1/2 plott is striking and leading the pack around...and I wonder how good they would be if the Plott stayed at home...  :-\ ;D

Tell one on myself.  When going hunting or am hunting ill eat fast food or the likes and well usually gives me 3 kinds of gas stinking rotten and just plain ol nasty lol.  Everyone that I hunt with gripes about this lol. 

dam that isnt cool you'd be riding in the back with the dogs man lol

Oh ya scence purebred posted I almost forgot!!! I HATE getting wet!!!!  :D landon I'm gonna buy you a pair of waders

Smart uhhuh I hate getting wet I don't mind the walking don't mind nothing else but wet soggy clothes and boots suck lol and don't mind admitting it I like the dry land.