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Title: Why you don't mess with Grandma Post by: sfboarbuster on June 13, 2012, 02:07:01 pm Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair." Title: Re: Why you don't mess with Grandma Post by: t.wilbanks on June 13, 2012, 02:10:42 pm :D
Title: Re: Why you don't mess with Grandma Post by: Lbrown on June 13, 2012, 02:35:17 pm Nice. Haha
Title: Re: Why you don't mess with Grandma Post by: RyanTBH on June 13, 2012, 02:40:23 pm Needed that! Good stuff! ;D
Title: Re: Why you don't mess with Grandma Post by: jimco on June 13, 2012, 02:41:23 pm ;D That's some funny chit right there ;D
Title: Re: Why you don't mess with Grandma Post by: justincorbell on June 13, 2012, 02:48:57 pm Hahahaha......i needed that! Gracias
"the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland Title: Re: Why you don't mess with Grandma Post by: H.Wilson on June 13, 2012, 02:50:07 pm Sounds like grandmas always speaking her mind
Title: Re: Why you don't mess with Grandma Post by: txdogos on June 13, 2012, 03:18:23 pm haha
Title: Re: Why you don't mess with Grandma Post by: WayOutWest on June 13, 2012, 05:57:04 pm Nice change from the bickering boys!
Title: Re: Why you don't mess with Grandma Post by: Noah on June 13, 2012, 07:00:41 pm Hahaha, good one ;D
Title: Re: Why you don't mess with Grandma Post by: Red dog man25 on June 13, 2012, 07:41:41 pm That is funny
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