EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

You might be a hog hunter if you wouldn't drive six hours for your sisters wedding but you would drive 8 hours to go hog hunting.
You might be a hog hunter if your ringtone is a pig squeal.
You might be a hog hunter if you have framed pictures of your dogs next to the pictures of your family.
You might be a hog hunter if your idea of a great Saturday night is walking through chigger and snake infested Woods to catch a few hogs.
You might be a hog hunter if you've ever used your boot laces to tie a hog because you forgot the hobbles.

Lmao I fit all but the driving part that is funny

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5 check and i walked out barefoot :-\

If you've ever told your kids to load up or get out

If you don't care if you total your crappy old pickup but the dog box in the back better be ok

If you have more dog pictures on your phone than kid pictures

If you hang three hundred dollars worth of equipment on a dog you got for free

If you have a vet on speed dial but not your parents

If your vet sends you christmas cards

i left half way threw my brother in laws wedding to go pig hunting the dumb ass got married the same day as the opening of the pines

 If you've ever gone to the woods to cut some fire wood but cant get anything done because you get distracted by a big hog track.

 If you have more pictures of caught hogs on your phone than pictures of family members.

 If your dog food bill is the highest bill for the month.

 If your friends dont see much of you unless they enjoy hog hunting as much as you do.

 If every conversation starts out with " Man you should have seen the one we got on the other day."

 If you judge a mans wealth by how many acres he has to hunt.



 

These are cracking me up always need a good pick me up after having to take my kids back to the exwife. 

If you've ever went hunting till 3 am just to wake up at 5 am and go to work the next day.

If you've ever taken out a loan to pay vet bill to save your best dog.

If your fb uploads are pics of your dogs n hogs you've caught.

If you've been on the way to work and stopped and called in because you saw a herd of hogs cross road and just had to catch them.

If next to your photo albums of family you have a photo album of your dogs and hogs caught.

If your daily chores includes working your dogs, feeding dogs, and feeding trainer pigs.


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If you've ever lost a job Due to not even being out of the woods much less in clean clothes and on the jobsite in time!


"the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland

 If Easttexashogdoggers is at the top of your favorites list on your computer!  ;D

 If your friends and family want to have an intervention for your dog hoarding.

 If clip leads and hobbles are at the top of your christmas wish list.

 If you dread the start of deer season and cant wait for it to be over.

 If you've ever done a u turn in the middle of lake houston bridge because you were on your way to go grocery shopping and your husband called and said his cousin just called and invited yall to make a hunt NOW!  ;D   Ok, maybe this one is just me.

Besides the Houston part that last one applies to my girl friend too. She went to by supplies for a pig pen and found us new land to hunt. Don't find women like that every day.

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If u have ever put a tied hog in backseat of your truck just so dogs wont raise hell goin down the road

now that is a hog hunter there ;)

 This one also applies to "You might be a redneck if..."  :D

Lol! Redneck indeed! I have done it many times too not with big hogs just lil 50lb puppy starters. Onr time i caught shoat and didnt tie him and just threw him in backseat of truck and forgot he was back ther then he put his hooves on the middle console and looked up at me! Lol then he jumped in passenger seat . All doin about 65mph.

Hahahaha, I bet that was a sight. A 50lb hog isn't real big but they can still do some damage and aint scared of anything.

Purebredcolt let me put one in the floorboard one time just so it wouldnt get tore up so i could use it lol ive never been so nervous it was a long ride home lol  ;D

if all your modes of transportation are modified to hold dogs

if you have ever paid more for a dog than your vehicle (not me but some do)

if you have ever yelled at / talked dogs in your sleep (my buddy)

If your cut kit doubles as an "at home" first aid kit

If you go hunting the night of your girlfriends birthday with her brother. Still hear about that one every time i go after almost two years now

The hogs are to nasty, but the dogs hav ridden in the cab while the hog was in the bed

Now thats funny!!!!!!


"the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland

This one may only applie to me since I work logging, if youve ever shut your machine down n middle of Woods n chased shoats caught them, then worked rest of day with them squealing behind your seat.  I've done this twice.

the worst thing about this post is i can nearly tick all the boxes

ive put a hog in the trunk of my honda civic and my pits in the back seat and they tried to chew through the seat to get to it cause it was squealing

 ... if you are listed as number one enemy on PETA's hit list.

 ...if you celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays by hunting on those days.  ;D

 ... if people who you have never met before pull into your driveway to chat about hog hunting because they knew that you were a hog hunter too by looking at the dogs in your yard. .... True story.

 ... if half of your salary goes to fuel, beer, ice and batteries.

 

If you know when your dog was born but have trouble with your anniversery

... if people who you have never met before pull into your driveway to chat about hog hunting because they knew that you were a hog hunter too by looking at the dogs in your yard. .... True story.

This happen to me! But i was loading my dogs up to go huntin and he seen me and stopped he may be on this board he is from Oklahoma he was workin by my house. We talked a while and he went huntin with me and we caught small sow that he took back to work to cook. Dont remember his name or anything its only time i have ever seen him. He wanted to buy one of my dogs! Lol

I have a confession to make to the world....... What stalker said about his buddy talking dogs while sleeping is true. I do this at least twice a week. I sleep in the spare bedroom bc I sleepwalk and sleep talk about dogs and hunting. It don't bother me none just everybody I'm around. Oh and brad I'm taking a few weeks off of hunting right now. When I get back mobile again we need to make a few rounds if possible. You have a place to lay your head down here if need be.

will do brother

How about I sold some little piglets about 8 months ago and they came in a car, a man and his wife bought two 15 pound shoats and the put them in a small dog kennel in the back seat, they get 5 miles up the road or so and the pigs bust outta the crate, wife is screaming while husband is trying to pull over. He beta pulled over caught one piglet and the second one has him by the pants leg all the while his wife standi.g there watching him and people staring at them as they drive by lol, and I know this person is a member on this site lol

The Timms Family
Crazy Dog Kennels

I remember reading that story!!  :D

what if u drive for 6hrs to pick up a dog and forgot it was mothers day  :o
at least i was back by noon so had the whole afternoon  ;)

 If when someone asks how many dogs you own and you have no idea until you name them all off.  :laugh:

 

I was at that point not to long ago myself lol, finally weeded out the nonsense, now i have......well......um, lets see.....theres.....

Smoke
Bigboy
Blue
Bullet
Bonnie
Pretty girl
Junior
Suzy
Worm
Vato
And have yet to name vato's sis.....

Looks like i got 11 now lol


"the sun is shining somewhere in texas" -Jason Boland

If youve swam across a creek in 17 degree weather with snow still on the ground to get to a bay !!! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CHILLY!!