EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

Well first tim for everything right? I'm at work makin beer cuz I work in a brewrey and I'm samplin a few , obviously one didn't mix well with the other and had some gas . Turns out wsnt gas I just sharted right down my leg    :'( had to toss my draws oh well .  :-[ y'all don't lie now who's it happened too??? Don't be shy !

WTF  :o

We know you've had to many cuz you're sharing that, I'd take that to the grave.

 been there, done that. it make u think if u wanna sqeeze that next 1 out, especially when it sound a lil wet on the first 1.  :laugh:

X 2 & 3 & 4 & 5 & 6  ;D

WOW! I was thinking of starting a post this morning about when you gotta let one rip but thought it wouldnt go to well.  Doesnt it seem you can go all day with out having to rip one and as soon as it becomes a bad time it seems like thats when they all decide to wanna come out.

what brewery you work at ?? i wanna be sure and turn down even a free one lol  . i didn't know they still made schlitz  lol

That some funny chit! Literally!  Ya i dont thank i told that either! Lol

Never never ever ever....EVER!!.......trust a wet fart!! You might be on a job interview in khaki slacks that are a little tight cause you've put a few extra pounds on since the last time u wore them and you have a little bit of a nervous stomach at the time. You might have to walk right past a desk where a hot ass secretary works.....and u make a wrong turn going down the hall so half the office is walking behind you while they direct you to the right office for your interview that you won't even care about anymore.....I'm just saying

thats dirty

Hypothetical of course rolleyes

Hahahahaaha I figured some wouldn't tell heck u know its hppend to ya thts why u deny it and want to take it to yer grave and fo those u admit it thanks cuz I know I'm not alone.  :laugh: :laugh:

Plp- that's some funny chit haha and haalfbreed I'm in florida so no worries but I did clean myslef up and wash my hands and a$$ and changed uniforms but ill never tell where hahaha you'll visit one day and afterr 15 samples ill tell ya and watch ya spew

Yep!! And I've never ripped my finger thru the toilet paper either!!.......but I know a guy that did one time........at band camp ;D

Anybody that says they aint had that happen is a lair. Had it happen on the kick off in a hs football game a long time ago still funny.Older you get more chance of farts having friends.

 Your first name's not Jerry is it ? I know a guy that did the same thing and there was'nt nothing funny about it. He played center !

Never trust a fart

I tried denying it, but kinda hard when tje wife doea the laundry:-\

Are farts supposed to be lumpy???

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MAN--- let me tell yall a little story about sharting.

   I had one them x-rays done that checks your esophagus, they make you drink this chalky pink drink that’s flat out NASTY one cup is fine I can get that done, even two or three if need be, BUT the son of a gun wasn’t getting the image he wanted to I ended up drinking a whole liter of this stuff, they make you go on an empty stomach so that’s ALL I had n me--- The tech FINALLY got his image and I get dressed and head out for home--- NOW this was back in the days when I smoked and I had run out so I stopped at 7-11 for a pack of cigarettes as I wait in like I don’t know what the hell happened but all I can feel was warm something coming down my leg--- I gave the lady $10 and ran out as fast as I could without even waiting for change--- YEP it ALL went in the garbage, skippies, pants, sock and tennis shoes.  THAT WAS embarrassing  :( :( :(


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I'm a firefightere\paramedic. I was working with a larger girl who batted for the wrong team. We transported a lady to the hospital. I drove, she rode in the back. When we got to the hospital I went back and opened the doors. When she stepped down to get out. She said" Oh number 2!" and her face turned some interesting shades of embarressed. She asked me to handle it and ran inside. Now that is disturbing enough. Even worse is whe she came out she had some paper towels rolled up. I guess they must have been her favorite panties and she couldn't throw them away.  ???

My son lives out of state, when he was 5 going to kinda garden, he was in for Christmas and farted real loud one day. My girlfriend at the time told him to be careful or he would shert his pants.  He proceeded to laugh and tell us he did this at school one day,  lol  so I asked what you do?  He said he told teacher he needed to go to bathroom and then took off his drawers, cleaned up.   Asked him what you do with your drawers?  Lol I folded them up and took them and put them in my backpack and took them home to mom!   Lol at this point I'm rolling!  Dad I had to take them home, drawers are expensive!!!     I would have loved to have been there when she got in the backpack to get out his homework!!

I worked with a guy some years ago who always waited till he was on company time to do his mornin ritual. One morning about 5 minutes till startin time I look over and he has sweat pourin down his face and he is struggling to sit still. About 2 minutes till he says dang it and gets up and walks real funny out of the shop and goes home. So here is a guy who will give up a days wages in order not to crap on his own time. Crazy thinkin.