EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

I got my intrnet back after a good longr time of not havin it. Been huntin a lot up here in east texas. The coon dogs ben treein real nice and I got a good amount on mask cats in the freezer. My hog dogs ben in a few bad times lately just cause Im hunting a lot. Some good boars and one bar hog with a crooked leg and a bad atitude. Mouse my catch dog got him a girl freind pit bull named Cindy named after this no acount girl I was seein from Avinger. Ended up she was hooked on some drugs and stole from me a rifle, a presure washier, and a few other things. I know thatr because I was in a pawn shop the other day a while after it all come up missing and I saw my stuff in there. Had to buy back my own stuff and of corse she said it wasnt her but then I was lookin for some wrench to change the oil in my new pickup and all my tools were gone. I thoughtr she was a culprit so I checked her car and found a couplr of my sockets rolling around in her trunk. She got the good old winchester escort off my place and that girl best not come back. Just to let her know I was serius I went ahead and shot out her tail light on the way out. Anyway I bout decidred that ladies are nothin but trouble. Theres no good ones left up here. But anyway the bulldog I named after that girl is doin the name some good. She does what shes sposed to and Im real happy with her. Got a big sow the other day that was 250 if she was a pound. Cindy beat old mouse to the bay. The only problem I have with cindy is that every not and then she wants to mess with my jackass Charlie. Other day I was heading gown the creek going hunting and I dont know what went through that dogs fool head but she reached up and latched on to charlie's dern nose. Wench wouldnt let go and he went to pitchin a fit then I got bucked off and finally that jackass just got so mad he quit and just stood there. I had to get cindy off of him and you know that Charlie leaves her alonr. He still hates the other dogs but he has some respec for cindy.

classic.
   

Good stuff man,  I love those stories about ol' Charlie  ;D

lmfao, dude you have more trouble out of your old donkey

Your stories can't be beat man...I'm dieing here.. :laugh: :laugh:

thats funny stuff right there..

do you have a picture of one of them " mask cats"

I'd prefer to see a picture of the orginal cindy.  >:D

Your post had me rolling.  This could become a ETHD classic.  ;D

that was almost teh perfect  redneck story but you forgot a few thing like mom,planes,trucks and getting drunk ;D
 good story
 Dexter

dexter
i was thinking the same thing

I see what your are doing. Thats the old my girlfriend is a dope head that steals from me and my dog bit my donkey story. I use that everytime i get pulled over for speeding. I get out of alot of tickets.  :D  LMAO

Instant Classic for sure

 ;D thats a hell of a story! 

hahahaha, now that was great!

Welcome back, and as always I LOVE your stories.

I'll bet I could sit around a camp fire listening to you, enjoying some laughs, and sipping a little until I couldn't walk.  Remind me of Uncle Remus' stories.

Post up anytime!

this was a story he posted last year that i thought was pretty funny too


been off the internetr for a while cause when service goes down here in the woods they dont get around to fixin it real quick. So, I been huntin a lot instead of sittin here on the net watchin re runs of sinefeld on great stuff tv and lookin at pictures of that kim kardashin girl. Man she has more junk in her trunk than a 77 buick. My hog dogs and my coon dogs have been runnin so hard here late that I had to start feedin them more than normal. My poor old blue ticck gip Connie has run her pads clean off and she finally had to lay up. The hog dogs have been catchin a lot in the creek beds cause its so hot up here and its been humid too. Two weeks ago I cut those good fer nothin yella pups out so they could get some time in the woods. These are related to my all time best dog Girl and are out of Stripper's last litter may she rest in peace. I kept them all ecxept for one that got out of the pen a while back and took off down the creek just barkin like the woods were on fire. I thought he must have been a few cans shy to be barkin like that and i don't like trail barkin hog dogs anyhow so I just let him go. I never saw him again and he never came back and that was probly just as well. Anyway, I cut the yella pups loosed and headed down the creek just like I always do. I was on Charlie my donkey and he's been real good for a while now. I went ahead and cut Mouse my catch dog out with those pups and was just enyoying my ride down the creek when I could hear somebody bay up way out there. Now Charlie hears a bark and that old Jack high tails it to the bay. Hes way better than a tracking sustem cause he always finds the barking dogs. I really think its because he has a hate of dogs, but I dont care because he gets there faster and I aint all trying to fight my way through the woods. Anyway, Charlie is runnin to the bay, and I'm hoping those idiot pups arent bayed up on some skunk. We get to a clearing, and those pups were baying the prettiest old sow you ever saw. It was neat watching them do what they were bred to do. Made me proud and I'm sure Girl and Stripper would have been proud too. Anyway, I'm stepping off Charlie and gonne tie him up tight to a tree so he dont wreck my dogs, and all of a sudden out of the brush comes a big old boar. Now he must have gotten up on the wrong side of the woods or something because he was real mad that Charlie and I were in between him and his lady friend. He ran right underneath Charlie's belly and right in between my legs knocking me off balance cause then next thing I knew I was riding this big old boar backwards. I must have stayed on him more than a few steps cause somehow I ended up right in the middle of two hogs fightin my dogs. Mouse finally had showed up and ran in to catch something because I kind of remember seeing him headed in there in between me getting stepped on by hogs and having dogs getting flung in my face. I think I got a mouth full of one of the yella pup's butts cause somehow I had something all over my face that was foul. Man quick as I could figure out what to do I tried to crawl out of that big ol brawl, but I kept getting knocked over by dogs or hogs spinning around. Once I got out of there, I guess the sow broke cause when I turned around to see the specticle there was only the boar in there. After I made sure I wasn't bleedin to death or anything was broke I went back in to leg the hog. I got him flipped and hollered the bay doggs out and was able to tie him up and get mouse off him. I hitched him to Charlie and we all went back to the old homestead all feeling whupped. Got home, left the boar tied up while I doctored dogs and got cleaned up myself. Three dogs got hit but not anything too bad that a little care wont fix. Charlie got a cutter on the inside of a back leg problly from when the boar went under him or something. I had cuts and scrapes all over me and my jeans and shirt are beyon repair. My hat got a hole in it, but it just makes it better I reckon. I was bruised up real good, but I tell you I aint ever seen the bay that up close. It was a good experienced, but I'm just fine if I don't get that close to the action again.   

now that has  to be a true story cause you just cant make that stuff up   :laugh: 

you cant buy entertainment like that . rotflmao  toothless , im gonna come out there with a pair of hancock mares and have a few cold ones with you while ole charlie makes us some huntin mules . still lmao

We need a camera crew following you toothless, I don't think one video camera could get all that but the story sure nuff did

He might be are next larry the cable guy!

Dang that second story is even better than the first! sounds like some of the messes whe have got into!

i d like to hear the one about charlie killing the dog while he was trying to get a dip again !!

buy the way, joe hancock was a foundation quarter horse, i dont know why that had to be changed . ive never heard of a hanrooster bred mare

Man I tell you that was a bad day. One time when I get time I will telll you about it again. I sure miss old stripper. She was the best dog i had in a long time. I cant beven enjoy dippin anymore cause it remindrs me of that day.

Im pretty good at gettin into scrapes and bad times cause I hunt by my seldf and I hunt a lot. Ol Charlie is pretty much always good for throwin a wrnech in my game but hes cheap to feed and he is better than a horse at gettin me into the thick stuff to a bay and I never got a hog he couldnt haul out but sometimes it is slow going. Plus if im been drinking way too much home made he is good at gettin me home ok unless the dogs bay up on the way.. Folks ask me all the time why I dont just get a mule or a horse or a for wheelr, but I guess this old jackass and that one are buds even if he did kill my best dog last year.

John,

     It took me a bit to figure out what you were referring to when you said Hanrooster   :o  That's funny.

Looks like it edits anything with the "C" word in it.

Cocktail
Hancock

Id never heard of that either! But i just figured out it was the editing software making it say that! LOL!

good , i thought one of yall did that  lmao and was starting to get my tailfeathers ruffled lmBo

The subject of toothless old hound was brought up amongst some friends the other day.  Figured I would drag up some of his old posts for the newer members.

Some funny as hell stories for sure.

Thanks Chris! That's some good ol' story tellin' right there... And they are right, you can't make stuff like that up! LMAO!

I miss him. I wonder if he did not knock ole Cindy up. Now he probably has some toothless kids running around up in easttexas.  ;)  :D

it is funny , i was just wondering what ever happened to him in my sleep the other night too .

Had same thing happen to me. Me and another member on here bout had words cause I kept asking him where hanrooster county was and he thought i was jacking with him and I thought he was jacking with me, cause i new dang good and well there wasnt no such county around here. I didn't have enough sense to put 2&2 together. LOL!!!!

mama got runned over by a damned ole train...  ;D 8) now it is the perfect redneck story...

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Awesome Circle C, Thanks for sharing!! 

Great story! Someone needs to get him back on here.

one thing about old toothless , you never know when he'll show up ..... but when he does , he's got something good to say !!!!!!!!!!!