EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

I saw a pretty old post about the most embarrassing thing your dog has ever has done and I though to idj start a newry one since it was pretty funny

Grace came INSIDE Brookshire's and found me cuz it started rainin outside while she was loose in the bed of the truck... To say the least she now stays chained in the bed of the truck.

 Years ago, we had all of our dogs loaded up to make an early morning hunt and we pulled into a busy gas station to get fuel. There were lots of people walking around getting fuel, visiting, and doing various things. All was quiet and normal...... until a family of a different race pulled up to get fuel and our dogs all came to life :-X  barking and shorting out all directed at this one family.  I could have died. I just left James on his own with the embarassment. He yelled at the dogs to get out and I just sunk way down in the front seat of our truck where no one could see me.   :D

One time me an one my buddys stopped at gas station an our dogs were ridin in back with no box an the seen a cat. They treed it on top the gas station. They would not leave that cat alone an we had hard time gathering them up with everyone watching

We were hunting on the Kissimmee river management area and somebody took a dump out in the woods by the boat. As we were loading then up one of my gyps loaded up in the boat covered in s**t. It was baaaddddd

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When i going to school in uvalde i turned the dogs loose to go hunting, the phone rang and i steped in to grab the phone  when i steped back out i heard a pig squileng about 500 yds off, they caught the neighbor kids show hogs that had escaped pen . Dang those were expensive they looked pretty funny with no ears till i got the bill.

I brought my pit x redbone to the Juno beach and he was running around with all the other dogs there. Well he's got a pretty good nose on em. He went to someone's area where they had a bag of food he stuck his head in it and came running back to me with a sub in his mouth. He was happy as could be his whole back end wiggling. The people were in the water thank god and didnt see. Needless to say I grab him up real quick and went home.

Well me and crystal had a dog name rimshot we were 18 years old and we were buying our first house. The people we bought it from were moving out. We had stopped by so excited about our new place well as we were talking to the people rimshot goes into the barn and digs in there boxes he finds the ladies Bra and brings it to us as we are standing there talking to them.  The same dog on a different night we were at the horse sale walking around . Rimshot was just run ning in front of us he stops a pisses on the biggest burlyest women I ever seen. I told crystal get your dog and get my collar and name plate of of him before he gets my ass whipped.lol

i think this is almost the funniest one yet

I was having a party out behind my dad's place about 4.5-5 years ago. Had a good fire going in the fire pit out back. Baus doesn't like fire... While we were all jamming and drinking and just having a good time, young Baus comes out of no where and jumps up on the rim of the stone fire pit and starts biting and barking at the flames coming out of it. Needless to say it scared the crap out of all of us cause no one heard or saw him coming. I had to drag him away without a collar on, and put him back on his chain. After I stopped being so pissed off and getting onto him for being an idiot I was able to sit back and laugh at how funny it was!

I won't get into any detail, but when I made the stupid mistake of being in the wrong place at the wrong time and getting latched up by my good friend Baus hunting with Monty and all his friends I had just met that night. That was embarrassing as hell, and not funny at all at the time... but I laugh hard about it now. I still can't believe that happened.  ;D Live and you learn...

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Lol dj I know the feeling my wife and I went to a yard sale and took our min pin. Well needless to say she had never seen anyone that was not white she went ape number 2

i use to sell lots of game birds,most were bought by mexicans i got to having alot of varmit problems so i purchased a male great pyrinese pup and put him with the chickens the buyers didnt pay much attention to him the first year because he was little. the next year it was a diff. story. i was in the kitchen around 8am and i could here someone yelling help,help me ran outside and one of the fellows that had been buying lots of birds from me just went inside my rooster yard without me. the small pup now weighed around 80lbs and he had the man cornerd george the dog was on one side of the pen and tony the mexican on the other side.george would go one way trying to get tony and tony would go the other. you know word got around about george the dog no one went in my chicken yard without me after that. lol

I don't have any good stories but here is a good website. I think it may have been posted on here before but maybe that was a different forum.
http://dog-shaming.com/

This isn't embarassing but it's funny. I was visiting a friend in Dayton (who is now deceased) who had 50 or 60 APBT's and we walked out in the dog yard to look at dogs. One male was firing on me bad and I asked him why he would keep an obvious manbiter. He said he moved him around to keep thieves out of his yard. A couple months back some guys from Houston had been out to buy a young dog but decided not to, that weekend he found the remains of a camo t-shirt in that dogs chainspace since he had moved the badboy to the other dogs space.

Was that the LeBlanc. If so they had and still probably have some of the best pits around as for as im concerned. I remember that dog was he black?

LaBlanc lives about five minutes from me and I have been on her yard and must say she has the best apbt's I've seen...my brother use to have a bitch off her yard that was just straight game

Most everyone has went to the blue pits or the bullys not saying they ain't good dogs. But you did not find either one on hLeBlanc yard. They were the real deal. She worked hard on the genetic in her yard and there was not hardly a dog in,her yard over 60 lbs.

At a friend’s house and they wanted to see the little jagd terrier we had in the truck. My wife went and got her and brought her in holding her like a football while they said how cute she was. Anyway before my wife could make it back to the truck the lady kept insisting we put her down so she could see her run around. We finally consented (dog has never been in a house) and the little dog took off down the hall came back bounced off the couch and back down the hall all at a dead sprint. She was honestly only out of sight about 1-2 seconds long enough to say “where’d she go” it and she on her way back with a mouth full of spent lady hygiene… things. Before any of us knew what it was she flew up onto the couch and up into her husband’s lap…..
I yelled she dropped it right there on the couch and ran over to me and I carried the little dog out to the truck by her scruff and tossed her in the truck bed and waited on my wife in the truck. To this day I think of it every time carry a terrier by it scruff.

Gonna be tough to beat that lol I'd have died

x2 :) that is pretty nasty also

Chance is that the lady that live out on fm 1960 that has the pitbulls pulling santa's sleigh at Christmas time?

Yes mrs Dinah, that's the place,.

this is a pretty good thread

Chance, yes it is the LeBlanc's. And it was a black dog. Very good folks, I've spent some time there and yes they have had good dogs for a long time and NO BLUE DOGS.

Yes good folks, spent alot of time with Roger when he was alive and Joanne is a good dog woman herself.

Roger made some real good tie out swivels that I copied, I don't have the stuff to make them anymore but I'm still using some of them. I think his son still makes em.

I had a hyper Catahoula X Pit named "Max" that would piss on anyone who squatted down.  He was also bad about crapping in the dog box or anywhere else he felt like.  I swear he would grin while he did it!  Some of his conquest included my front porch, and the scales at the vets office. 

He was a pretty good wind dog, and would try to catch anything so his nasty habits were something of a novelty, and provided plenty of laughs.  I would put him on top of the dog box (untied) while riding through the management area during general gun season.  A friend called to tell me he had seen a hog cross the highway a few miles away.  I decided to leave Max on top of the box and take the highway to save time.  A cable company van got right up on my bumper and was trying to take a picture of Max standing on top of a live tied hog riding along at 65 mph.  True to form, Max assumed the position and took a dump.  The turds got caught in the wind and landed dead center of the cable vans wind shield.  I had trouble driving straight as the van backed off.

 Thanks. I have always wondered. They live right up the road from us but I don't believe that I have ever met them. Sounds like nice people.

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