EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read "Calls: $10,000 a minute." Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to GOD.
 
The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Houston, St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee, and many cities and towns all around the United States , he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.
 
Finally, he arrived in York.  Upon entering a church in the beautiful state of Alabama, behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: 35 cents".
 
Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?"
 
 The pastor, smiling broadly, replied, "Son, you're in Alabama now - you're in God's Country. It's a local call."

 
American by Birth, Alabamians by the Grace of God.

And why do Alabamians go barefoot? When you're in Alabama, you're on Holy ground!

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              heck im from texas and i never never never were shoes  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

AMEN!

thats a good one i have a good friend that lives there he agrees

They go barefeeted bc they dont have the smarts to make sandels, let along shoes.  ;D

Easy....easy now charles.....that's what we WANT you to think,....and apparently it's working!!!! ;D ;D ;D

heck, i grew up wearing no shoes bc we was to poor and if i tore them up during the school yr, i went barefeeted during the summer. i dont miss walkn in the woods and briars, cow poo, and thistles.

That's good stuff. I live 2 min from York Alabama but it's a little different these days. The whole town is a ghetto lol