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HOG & DOGS => GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: jimco on March 05, 2013, 02:39:02 pm



Title: Cajun Medical Terminology
Post by: jimco on March 05, 2013, 02:39:02 pm
                       
                                          Cajun Definition of A Few Medical Terms


Artery         =     The study of paintings

Bacteria       =     The back door to the cafeteria

Barium         =      What doctors do when patients die

Benign         =      What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean
Section        =     A neighborhood in Rome

Cat Scan      =      Searching for kitty

Cauterize      =      Made eye contact with her

Colic            =       A sheep dog

Dilate           =       To live long

Enema          =       Not a friend

Fester          =       Quicker than someone else

Fibula           =       A small lie

Impotent       =        Distinguished,Well known

Labor Pain      =        Getting hurt at work

Morbid           =        A higher offer

Nitrates         =         Rate of pay for working at night

Node             =         I knew it

Outpatient      =        A person who has fainted

Pelvis             =        Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative   =      A letter carrier

Recovery Room   =     Place to do upholstery work

Rectum        =          Nearly killed him

Secretion    =          Hiding  something

Seizure       =          A Roman Emperor

Terminal Illness   =    Getting sick at the airport

Tumor           =      One, plus one more

Urine            =       Opposite of you're out


Title: Re: Cajun Medical Terminology
Post by: MrsLouisianaHogDog on March 05, 2013, 03:44:15 pm
LOL that's good!


Title: Re: Re: Cajun Medical Terminology
Post by: AnotherRunner on March 05, 2013, 05:10:47 pm
Haha those were good!


Title: Re: Cajun Medical Terminology
Post by: SwampHunter on March 05, 2013, 08:38:33 pm
Oh man that's good !