EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

The mere title to this thread should send chills through you. In case it doesn't, allow me to share my recent experiences.

This all started when co conspirators Cward and Circle C decided that we needed a young, ready to start bmc pup rather than a finished dog to help Chris' dog Ruby. Many of you recall Ruby (Brandi daughter, making her a Tweety granddaughter) from her days as a hog dog. She was too rangey and worked a track slower than you'd want, and it got hard to find enough country to turn out on. So, Ruby had a midlife crisis and was told that it was now okay to bay cows. Well, after a bumpy start, Ruby Sue took to cows like a proverbial duck to water - but she needed a helper to keep the edges down. So, Cward comes up with the idea on this male dog, and Circle C figures he wants a young pup too. A Two-fer.

Young dog ends up needing time to get a second series of shots in before she can be exposed to the kennels.  Hate to be such a stickler, but we do raise Aussie litters from time to time, and I can't risk anything getting into the soil.  Into the house comes Biscuit. Now we all love the sound of a good bay, but folks I want to go on the record here as saying that squalling puppy baying inside your house is not pleasant. Everything goes as planned with Biscuit,  she got her second round of shots, got a great start at being housebroken, and got stolen. By me.

Fast forward several weeks, and a similar scenario played out- only this time it was me who had been wanting a pup out of a certain female for years.  Pearl is a granddaughter to my Lizzie through Ben Besch's Chili. Well, Biscuit worked out so nicely, I didn't think twice about inviting Pearl into the house while her vaccines sunk in.....

People, there are some things you just don't do. You don't pee on a hotwire fence,  you don't feed a small animal obtained from an asian man after midnight, and you don't invite a six week old serial killer pup into your home. We feel like captives in our home. First, it was the squalling. Actually, that subsided the first two days because Pearl made herself hoarse. Now, our home is filled with low demonic noises emanating from the girls' room. Pearl is a big game dog. By big game, I mean that she hunts humans.  I cannot get out the door fast enough when I open the crate door. She latches onto pants legs, shoes, and I swear I almost lost my arm at the shoulder. When she isn't dining on humans, Pearl likes snacking on the bullhide rug in the livingroom. Apparently,  hair on bullhide tastes better to Pearl than dog food does, because she prefers it. Pearl works the system.  At dinner, she invites herself by scratching, clawing, and climbing your leg. No amount of pushing her away makes her stop. I accidentally pushed a little too hard the other day. She flew across the room and landed on her head. Have you ever seen a really ticked off great white shark with PMS? Well, she hasn't got anything on Pearl. Nothing is sacred with Pearl. She equally hates leather couches, fancy  bed pillows, and garden plants. Last night, she assaulted my rare Black Dragon Hibiscus. I sacrificed myself in order to save the plant, a regrettable decision in hindsight. Pearl eats your daughter's boyfriend. Okay, there had to be something positive to this creature. Now I have to find a way to explain his disappearance to the authorities and do something with that darned femur she was too full to eat.
I just want you all to think twice before you invite a cute, cuddly cur dog into your dwelling.  The cause may seem just in order to perpetuate that sacred pedigree,  but folks - it isn't worth your life. If nobody hears anything more from me, please don't come checking on me with anything less than a 30.06. Even then, be careful. Pearl is fast.

Cheers
M

Funny Story.

Let's see these little devils!

Pearl,

She is out of Chili who is out of Lizzie. Lizzie is out of Doc Clampits old cow dogs

The sire is either Poppy or Tippy, both cow dogs owned by Ben Besch. We are sending in DNA on the 3 adults and the pups to find out who's who.

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Biscuit   

came from CWard and I think, is a Captain x Ellie cross...
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Those are some fine looking pups!

Biscuit is a sweetie through and through. Do not let Pearl's innocent looking angelic face fool you. It masks the evil within.

Cheers
M

Awww, that puppy bay aint to bad, but when a piglet is added to it n the both of them are "bayin" each other, it can get nerve rackin. Them some good lookn pups, hopefully the meet all yaws xpectations.

You gotta watch that Cward.....He is a slick one! ;D

  :D Lmao! Sounds like yall got two good dogs in the makin. I already love Pearl from what ive read so far. Cant wait to follow both pups progress. I know that Chance has some really good blood on his place. I hope that yall keep us updated.

Dinah, Biscuit is from Chance's breeding. Pearl is off the line of Devil Dogs that have been floating around Cistern, TX for years.

Cheers
M

 I knew Mandi. Lol,.I just wanted to make mention of both pups. Since I'm a left handed coonass who is also dyslexic (spelling?), I have a difficult time trying to convey my thoughts on screen.  Lmao! I spend lots of time deleting and re-typing and then sometimes it still doesn't make any sense. :D

wait, what???? >:D


 ;D

Aladatrot, I had a very similar experience with 2 jagd pups.......I have always had a dog of some sort inside, when we don't I always feel like something isn't quite right, ........cue in the jagd terriers.........Danielle (my sig. other) likes smaller dogs and I had always wanted to try jagds so I went and bought 2 to raise inside.....................BIG MISTAKE, the best way I can explain the event that took place and what its like to have 2 jagd pups in the house is it is sort of like having the hell spawn of a ticked off ferret/ tasmanian devil cross and a mountain goat wrapped into a 10lb ball of muscle bent on destroying any and everything in its path..........at 10weeks old they were burrowing into our couches from underneath and making their way from one end to another chewing everything in their path along the way........at 16 weeks old it was a whole nother ball game, they figured out that they could make the 2' leap off of the top of my recliner onto our bar and then the even bigger leap from our bar to our kitchen  counter ..........all the while eating/chewing/inhaling and breaking everything they came across.............YEA, they were fun inside while they lasted.......AWW what the hell am I lying for, they ever pure EVIL lol. the breaking point was when I came inside from mowing the yard to find my first greenhead in a million pieces on the floor, after that they became STRICTLY outside dogs.......and yes it was hung about 4' ABOVE our couch........1 thing I will say about em is that once they see something they want they are determined to kill it at all costs!!!! They were awesome little dogs, just not something I will ever willingly let into my house again!!!

great story by the way, I got a good laugh out of it!

Good deal mrs Mandi. They both look mighty mighty fine. Best o luck to y'all.

Kick your ass, I am. Lol

I keep trying to "like" these posts, but can't seem to find the button.

The Jagds sound awesome, but I can imagine it was terrible living with them. I would have hauled the dogs to the taxidermist  for killing that mount though. Word to the wise, if you thought Jagds were bad, stay far away from Patterdales.

Dinah, maybe I could send Pearl over to your place for a while since you are raising pups anyhow.

TBob, I don't need luck, I need an exorcist. This pup is bad!

Cheers
M

Hahahaha

Oh lordy, we are knee deep in ankle biters. LOL  But I cant wait to see how the pups turn out. Especially Pearl, aka The Pearlinator!  :D

We have 2 patterdales in the house right now and they're not bad when they're sleeping but other than that they're fighting each other or the cats or chewing something (usually some kind of wire lol) I've never seen two funnier puppies though

O just you wait.....funny right now but once they start tearing stuff into a million pieces that you THOUGHT you had out of their reach perceptions will change! I love terriers but they are the devils minions!!!!! just when you think that they have their legs under em good and its as bad as its gonna get they will grow a 1/2" more and open up a whole new world of hurt on your house!!!  ;D :o

Lol they make u scratch your head like wth made that dog think that was a good idea. The funniest thing they do is take off running and bail off my bed all four legs stretched out hit the ground with a thud that sounds really painful and the next thing you hear is them running again.

The little chits can climb about like a squirrel though really impressive.