EAST TEXAS HOG DOGGERS FORUM

A man may smile and bid you hail
 Yet wish you to the devil;
 But when a good dog wags his tail,
 You know he's on the level.
 ~Author Unknown


 No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.
~Herman Melville, Redburn. His First Voyage, 1849

I ain't had this much fun since a boar hog ate my little brother
Author- Geech Partin

I used to have an old black dog, wish I had him back, he would run the big hogs over the fence and little piggies through the crack
Author- Geech Partin

I like that dog better than my wife.
--Most hunters.....

AN AVERAGE DOG AND AVERAGE WOMAN ARE NOT HARD TO FIND,
BUT A GREAT DOG AND A GREAT WOMAN ARE GENERALY ONCE IN A LIFE TIME.

AUTHOR : TATE MORRELL

You want a hog on the ground....hunt with a hound

You want to catch furr.....hunt with a cur

If you have a handle(control) on a truly "rough" cur dog, you can use this dog anywhere and if you need that catch it is there. If a cur dog has no catch, you cannot put it there .    I believe someone named William Bush wrote those words. I read them on Randy Wrights website.   My family has been preaching and breeding this for generations. ;)

"A man is entitled to one good woman and one good dog in a lifetime"....M.Carver
"I'm in the business of selling soups not the recipes".....M.Carver

How does the one go about nothing will make you a liar faster than a dog or a woman

When the tailgate drops, the bulls*** stops!
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Breed em to go , Whoop em to whoa !

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog," is another famous Mark Twain quote.

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
—Ann Landers (a.k.a. Eppie Lederer; famous advice columnist)

"If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog."
—Harry S. Truman (33rd President of the United States)

I like Woodrow Wilsons...  8)

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."
—Woodrow Wilson (29th President of the United States)

if you get to thinking you re a person of great importance , try odering somebody elses dog around .     -    will rogers

You can't put a lot of stock in something that will breed his Momma and whoop his Daddy's butt.  Greg Murdock
(while one of the young dogs was trashing)

Reason why dog is man's best friend :

Lock your wife and dog in the trunk for an hour, open it and see which one is happy to see you.

Wish I could be the kind of person my dog thinks I am...

Dog ain't finished till it takes it's last breath...

One dog, one brain. Two dogs, half a brain...and the same goes for boys.
A saying of my fathers, possible stolen from someone else.

every kid needs a puppy , and every puppy needs a kid .

if your dumb you better be tough.

"No matter how good of a dog you have one day it will make a liar out of you"

You can't put a motor in a dog but you can put the brakes on one !   Mike cauley .

Me as a youngster, Mr. will your dog run a deer?

Old timer I was hunting with, Good lord son what kind of question is that, we killed 13 in front of him last season.

Now that is my response to anybody if they ask me if my dogs will run a deer.

Talking about dogos... "if it aint white it aint right"..... Clint. ..

   my granpa's   [ a dog shouldn't be well started as a two year old , it should be plum worn out  ! ]

" One dog = one brain.......3 dogs= one brain", I love this saying...Basically saying there will always be one good leader no mater how many are on the ground!

Mans best friend
Come home early
Come home late
Come home drunk
Come home sober
Come in smelling like another woman
A dog is still glade to see you!

One mans cull is another mans treasure.

Not exact quote....fella #1 "does your dog bite?" Fella#2 "nah" fella 1 reaches to pet him and dog about eats his butt up...."thought you said your dog don't bite..." Fella #2 says "ain't my dog"   from the Pink Panther. Sounds better with the accent. Lol

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=yjn_U9HLJumD8QHmj4GoCA&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dui442IDw16o&cd=1&ved=0CCAQyCkwAA&usg=AFQjCNHM2d3v2-JsDkrPEblD4qi4FSwWBQ

Does that dog bite??   ....well hes got teeth...you find out...  ;D

Well, his nuts ain't reached the bottom of his sack yet...

It's cold, colder than a gut shot wolf bitch dog with 9 suckling pups pulling a #4 trap up a hill in the dead of winter in the middle of a snow storm with a mouth full of porcupine quills.

Author * Singer/Songwriter Tom Waits

He also added it's colder than the ticket takers smile at the Rio Theatre on a Saturday night.

happy as a two dick dog

 Beauty without Vanity,
Strength without Insolence,
Courage without Ferocity,
and all the virtues of Man without his Vices.
  -Lord Byron 1808

"A man's ego is a heavy burden for a dog to carry"

I don't know who said this, maybe one of y'all, but I remembered it the very first time I read it. Very true.

Quit your yapping woman!!