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Title: RED NECK SECURITY SYSTEM Post by: HIPOCKETS on March 28, 2008, 11:00:10 am Thu 03/27/08 05:31 PM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a couple of giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey SCOTT, Big JESSE, JACK and BUBBA, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the SNOWBALL AND WILLY -- They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think SNOWBALL took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked both of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. HEE--HEE---HEEE,, HOW YA LIKE THAT ONE ;D ;D LEEVON Title: Re: RED NECK SECURITY SYSTEM Post by: Roger on March 28, 2008, 11:47:12 am THATS A GOOD ONE LEEVON AND BET IT WOULD WORK TOO
Title: Re: RED NECK SECURITY SYSTEM Post by: Flatbroke on March 28, 2008, 11:48:38 am ;D X two on what roger said
Title: Re: RED NECK SECURITY SYSTEM Post by: Sean on March 28, 2008, 12:13:26 pm lmao :D
Title: Re: RED NECK SECURITY SYSTEM Post by: mley1 on March 28, 2008, 09:28:32 pm Now that's a cool idea!! ;D
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