HAAAHAHAHAHA!
To funny Mark!
Dang machine73
Why are you hating on monkeys so bad? lol.
If you ever get that opportunity I have a sister that would love to go with ya. As a child at a zoo in Florida she managed to crawl under a rail and walk right up to a big monkey cage full of monkeys. All I can remember is her facing us , screaming like she was being gutted, feet flailing like crazy, completely pinned to the bars and unable to escape!
3 or 4 monkeys had reach through the bars and was literally trying to drag her into the cage with them by her hair!!! Funny as heck now but she never forgave those monkeys.
She will probably help you skin them too!!!
Sorry to hijack...
There is just something creepy about the nasty buggers. They have these hairy wee people-like hands that are always messing with junk. And they have beady lifeless eyes. They remind me of dwarf hairy retarded people on meth.
I work with this guy from Tanzania. He told me back in his village the monkeys would go on a rampage... ransacking everything. Then all the men in the village would get all fired up and go on a monkey killing spree. When they'd corner one and get ready to shoot it, the dang varmints would scream and cover their eyes liek they didn't want to see what was coming. Creepy.
I used to hang out with this guy back in the hoodlum days that told a story about a freaking spider monkey bad-@$$. Don't know if it's true or not but it is a good story. This cat said he had a buddy that owned a monkey that was a straight up killer. The dude took his monkey down to where all the cholos fought their pitts. The guy challenged all that his monkey would whoop a pitts hiney hole. So they threw the monkey in with a dog... the dog clamped down on the monkey's legs... thee monkey started screaming bloody murder, grabbed a stick, and stabbed the dog in the eye over and over until the dog died. Well, I reckon that story is pure BS, but it is enough for me to add fuel to my monkey hating fire.
Seriously, if anyone knows where I could legally go in the states to shoot escaped invasive primates I would be eternally thankful. I figure I would be exercising personal demons and doing the environment a favor. Al Gore should probably thank me.
Sean
Sean
