Message #136770

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So put cat food in a trap. Stuff him a mailing tube. Then stake him out with a long string on the tube. Pull string. Sit back with neighbors accross the street. Drink beer. Laugh our a$$es off. I think I will wallk over and ask him to turn the music down. Then go get a box with a string hanging out. When I drive a stake in his yard he will wonder what's up. Specially with everyone watching. I guess I will keep the rain suit handy to clean up. But it will be a while bfore his yard stops stinking. I just hope nobody tells him before I catch a skunk.