All this animal drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heck we had my moms two goats die about a month or so apart and all she had left was one old lamb my sister showed in 4h...well being the good son that i am was at work one day on my lunch break when this feller pulled up and 2 baby goats were in the back of his truck...i went and talked to him and "THOUGHT I HUSTLED HIM" down to 20 bucks a piece...well i have always dealt with cows so i thought i was getting a deal...come to find out they were alpine goats which is a breed of dairy goat...oh great wtf am i going to do with dairy goats...well lucky enough they were males so i cut them...well when i bought them i noticed they still had sale barn glue on their backs ole boy says yea yea they are eating on their own...had to bottle feed the daddy didn't marry mommys...and now a yr and a half later i have to weathered goats in my back yard that stand about 3 ft to the top of their backs and no fences left around their pen... they have even figured out that if they jump hard enough the hotwire only hurts a lil while...amd there is not a plant safe in my moms or my grandma who lives nxt door flower beds....moral of the story dnt buy your goats at the d@mn gas station Grin