All I can say is Chance must walk a very narrow road.
Jessie,
Spend your time photoshopping. It is much more productive. As for the ninja, well let's just say he's a little intimidated by the possibility of tha "RAPA-TAPPA-HOUEE" knot being used against him. Of course, without those promised pics and video, I'm thinking it might not even exist. Ninja, I say carry on. She ain't going to find you. After all, you are the one and only stealthy Boarninja