I have been shanghaied aboard the BW Pioneer. I am 200 miles due South of Port Fourchon, LA somewhere in between the 26th and 27th parallel.
My good attitude has completely abandoned me and my tolerance for anything but a Southern (US) accent and stupidity has gone to zero!
Somebody come get me before I start pitching people with bad ideas and funny accents overboard!!!
I want to go hog hunting!
I cant even hardly read about it on ETHD! It took me 30 minutes just to make this post!
I should be home by the 1st but dont tell the hogs about the emotional state I am in. Im afraid they will just surrender to me when I get home and take all the fun out of catching them.
To my recuers......To identify me on the ship, just look for the short fat baldheaded guy gagging and hog tieing Norwegians, Brazillians, and an angry old Chinaman on the Port side, aft of the vessel.
I may need a little help with the angry old Chinaman!
