Alan,
Im sure it would sound like this: SKUNKS GONE CRAZY! These skunkdoggers are eradicating skunks for your protection. They are ruthless little beasts out to terrorize you and your families!!! LOL

Spraying unsuspecting citizens, scaring little children and hissing at our elderly! THEY MUST BE STOPPED!
LMAO! Don't forget keeping people hostage in their own homes!!!
Actually, a skunk would have a better chance of that with me even over the biggest baddest boar! Lol