Yall must eat a lot of pork.
Nope. I stopped messin' with them hogs a while back.... all the trouble of butcherin' one out, got ta cook the sucker for 24hrs to make it tender enuff to swaller.... I buy my pork(when I'm rarely in the mood for it) from the butcher...
Used ta take 'em out for people that wanted meat, but they all end up askin' me to clean it for them... just like a bunch of bums... buy them a bacon-cheese-burger... they want ta know why you didn't buy them a drink ta go with it...(trust me

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If it was up to me, every hog salvageable would be turned loose, but the ranches I've been hunting for lately are dead set on me killin' everything... I can do that...