True Hog Hunter ?

First of all, you need a nice aluminum dog box, then you have to buy several "finished strike dogs" and one or two catch dogs that pull you all over the woods until you point their head at a hog and scream at the dog to catch it. Then you need to have a strong opinion about tracking systems and be absolute certain that yours is the best. You have to be real greedy about the hogs and don't tell anyone where you hunt (even though you found out about the place from going with someone else). You really need a huge knife and some expensive cut collars. You don't have to be able to walk because you'll just stay on the 4-wheeler the whole time and tell the dogs to "get ahead". You can't go huntin with one or two dogs. You need to have atleast a half dozen or more on the ground.