Message #212613

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Bubba and Henry was out in the woods and Bubba got bit by a rattler right on his private spot. Henry being his best friend ran into town as fast as he could. Henry saw the Doc leaving his office and told Doc that Bubba needed help cuz he got bit by a rattler. The Doc said he had an emergency down the road and could not go to Bubba but all Henry had to do was suck the poison out. Henry went back to Bubba and Bubba asked where Doc was. Henry told Doc had some big emergency but he asked what to do. Bubba asked, what did Doc say? Henry said, "well Doc said you are gonna die."

I know everyone has heard it. But just had to add it to the thread.