i had a mutt that was just a yard dog but he would get so excited to see a hog he would piss everywhere, then hump the hog, then one night i had some buddies that had way to much to drink and one passed out on the floor, we woke up to him gagging with the dog humping his face.
LMAO!
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on the dog humpin one of your buddies while they are down and out. Sad to say we were laughing so hard we accidentally let him finish !