I brag to people at church that I come home at three or four in the morning all the time and my wife hates it. I come in covered in blood, mud, and sweat and I smell like a skunk. Me and my boy know to leave our clothes outside even when we don't think we stink and go straight to the shower.
Dogs may just show up but I don't ask her for a thing. She likes to see how happy our son is after hunting. So she gets mad at both us. I am training him young to know that men are always in trouble so we might as well have fun. But never do anything just to make her mad
