It's comments like that that make me glad I reside (Chance, that means "live") in Florida and not Texas.

Yeah must be nice, you can just put on your Speedo and take long walks on the beach with your blueticks without worrying about the ninjee whomping you with his stick and taking you back to his tree, or chance and pistol putting the rapa-tapa-hooey on you and throwing you in their barn full of rats

Cutter has his own "ninja" down there that takes long walks with him... hes actually the one that catches all the hogs that cutter takes his pictures with... then they lay on the beach and read the hog doggers bible until the sun goes down.... its so sweet!!