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Author Topic: Odd Texas's Laws  (Read 1371 times)
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« on: July 22, 2011, 03:01:38 pm »

i wouldnt try this but, it IS legal to whip your wife with a cane on Sundays on the courthouse steps as long as the cane is no bigger aroung than your thumb.
Now what about when your woman hits back? Does she need a cane on the courthouse steps or a frying pan when she feels like it?

My grandpa said to never hit a dog or a woman. Because both will rip up your rear when you turn around.
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