We don't carry a pistol but we do carry a rifle just in case....
A. Dogs get in a bind with some bad hogs
B. Bay dogs are getting mauled by pack of coyotes
C. We come across a rabid or sick animal
D. There actually is a bigfoot in the woods
E. A chupacabra charges us
F. James climbs up a tree to knock a coon out but its really a souped up wildcat and one of them needs some relief

;Dlmao