Message #290668

[zachW]

Chuck noriss's blood can cure cancer, scientist just can't figure out how to make him bleed.

The first bullet proof vest was made of hair of chucks beard

Chuck once killed a man and then resurected him just too kill him again.

It only takes chuck one lick to get to the center of the tootsie roll pop

Chuck norris can divide by 0

Chuck not only goes right on red but can go left on red or straight on red.

A high way patrol once pulled chuck over, he is still at the mental institute crying.

Chuck buys one and gets 4 free.