Dog trade definitions

"Too Many Dogs" = Too Many That Aren't Worth A Crap.

"I'm Going To Run All Blackmouths / Catahoulas / Fill In The Blank" = I hunted with a guy the other day that had a ________ that found a hog when we walked him up close, and so I'm switching because he said dogs of that breed are all that good.

"I'm selling all my males / females" = None are really any good, but I'm not capable of determining when a female is in heat and I'm tired of dealing with puppies. Besides....the $25 puppy market is pretty saturated anyhow.

"I'm Selling Out" = Usually means I've got a clearance sale going on to make room for next months inventory.

"Need Cash Quick For New Guitar Strings" (Or other similar lame excuse) = I found this dog the other day that somewhat resembles a working dog and might as well of found a $50 bill laying there.

All in fun....