Now dad gum you Landon!!! If the money is right I will put on some Rockies and a Keith Urban shirt to chase some hogs. The world ain't ready for me in a thong. You'd have to call it "Boar Knuckle Hoggers" because there's some things that rocky jeans couldn't cover.
Damn tbob, you gave me a visual that might give me nightmares. I'm picturing you in purple rockys, a brushpopper shirt, and some lace up Justin ropers....