Female Hog Hunters needed for reality show

Circle C, one question, did they really make you walk across a mirror to make sure you weren't wearing any panties for your right of passage to wear the kilt?

Now, as far as Tony, I have a few questions...

First off, you said you aren't looking for anyone just wanting a paycheck... So in other words you are wanting free hints, help, and hunts. Right?

Second off, your comment about "This might be your best CHANCE to show what you got." Are you really stupid enough to join a site that you know Chance and Crystal a member of and call them out in such a high profile fashion, or do you just have a social death wish, and a sincere hope of getting your a** stomped by anyone and every one who loves the Wards?

Last, but defiantly not least, you said "WOMEN SHOULD BE GOOD LOOKING" just like that. Dude, first and for most, ever woman on this earth is good lookin in her own way, and to insinuate anything less. It only shows what an insensitive daddy didn't marry mommy you really are, but also shows how shallow you are.

I think the rest of us just need to pick up a few rocks and tell Tony, "Bless your heart".