Im just playing. I know you know that but I dont want the rest of the unicorn community to get up in arms. I'd bet you would a fine job. They are essentially a successful experimental breed to begin with. I'd bet the original "dogo hombres" hang their heads in shame at what has become of their lifes work.
I saw a litter of "budro" pits on Craigslist today that made me simply "lol"
Good luck,when you get them the way you want em, send a few your favorite Texans. And me too.