I've been re-reading the manual and I realize I skipped some steps. 1) only feed the Old Yeller Brand dog food the full length of the gestation period and 2) make sure the gyp hears the Yellow Rose of Texas song at least once a week.
Does this mean that my yearly membership dues go up in price?
It means your back on YBMC probation and will be scrutinized heavily until your dedication to perfection is reenergized.
If I find a shred of internal camo cooruption in your soul you will be tied down and water boarded until you bleed YELLER.
