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BigNoseKate
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« on: March 25, 2012, 02:41:24 pm »

If you have a friend (aka "prospect') you just have been dying to do something really hilarious too... this works perty darn good.

1. Go to the craigslist site of the nearest location of your "prospect."
(For the most calls, the Houston site works pretty darn good! Evil angel)

2. Post an ad with something to the effect of:
"FREE PIT BULL PUPPIES!!!!! Only two left!!!!! First come, first Serve!!!!!"

3. Google pit bull puppy pictures.  Copy and paste to the ad the best lookin pit bull puppy picture you can find.

4. Post your "prospects" phone number. Then, post the ad.

5. Grab an 18 pack of your choice and get comfortable...  Grin  Grin

P.S. If your prospect has a meeting, test, etc... I HIGHLY recommend coordinating this to fit their schedule.  Grin




  Cheesy  You are sure right about houstin craigslist. A friend of mine had someone post 40 goats for sale at $20 a head and used his number. LMAO!  When he found out who did it, he got them back. He tack welded the lock on the gate to their pasture shut.  laugh 


Ahahahahahahaha!!! Now there's a good idea!!!!
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